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Paul Dexter (They/She)
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"If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise."

-William Blake
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July 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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This joke is so retro I fell down laughing
An old Soviet joke goes like this: A man in Moscow goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper… He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash. Next day, he turns up, and does the same thing. Buys it, glances at the front page, throws it in the trash. Next day, same thing. The newsstand worker is increasingly puzzled, but doesn't say anything. But eventually, after a couple of weeks of this, he can't take it. "I'm sorry, friend, but I must ask: why do you buy the paper every day and then just look at the front page and throw it out?" "Oh, I'm just checking for something." "OK, but: what are you checking for?" "I'm checking for a particular obituary." "But sir, you don't even *open* the newspaper! The obituaries aren't even *on* the front page!" "Oh, believe me, the one I'm waiting for will be."
June 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM