Spatula City
@spatula8.bsky.social
Refugee from an older microblogging site that got decimated by new ownership. Hope to meet old and new followers here. A/S/L = 60-ish, M, Totowa NJ.
Just the Griffeys? Are you Surtain of this?
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Just the Griffeys? Are you Surtain of this?
Now you're making me hungry for a popsicle.
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Now you're making me hungry for a popsicle.
New Jersey has had gender diversity in our Governor's mansion in recent years.
October 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
New Jersey has had gender diversity in our Governor's mansion in recent years.
I think I know where they are...
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I think I know where they are...
Every once in a while I get concerned that AI will steal our jobs. Sometimes I give it a little test. It's a long way from being able to replace human comedians:
October 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Every once in a while I get concerned that AI will steal our jobs. Sometimes I give it a little test. It's a long way from being able to replace human comedians:
Please don’t disrespect medians. They are the official flower of the State of New Jersey.
September 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Please don’t disrespect medians. They are the official flower of the State of New Jersey.
CNBC Headline [shown below]:
In related news, CNBC is recommending to investors that they go long on companies that manufacture child-size coffins. Demand for this product expected to skyrocket.
In related news, CNBC is recommending to investors that they go long on companies that manufacture child-size coffins. Demand for this product expected to skyrocket.
September 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
CNBC Headline [shown below]:
In related news, CNBC is recommending to investors that they go long on companies that manufacture child-size coffins. Demand for this product expected to skyrocket.
In related news, CNBC is recommending to investors that they go long on companies that manufacture child-size coffins. Demand for this product expected to skyrocket.
lol... I'm reminded of the time the developer of the Fontainebleau Las Vegas casino was trying to come up with the perfect logo. This was not an easy task; he was kicking around several ideas in his mind. He was fiddling with his lucky paperclip, and it finally broke. He said, "let's go with this."
September 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
lol... I'm reminded of the time the developer of the Fontainebleau Las Vegas casino was trying to come up with the perfect logo. This was not an easy task; he was kicking around several ideas in his mind. He was fiddling with his lucky paperclip, and it finally broke. He said, "let's go with this."
How exactly did the shame and embarrassment start with waste elimination, something experienced by 100% of human beings on the planet? AFAIC this is a weird cultural paradigm.
August 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
How exactly did the shame and embarrassment start with waste elimination, something experienced by 100% of human beings on the planet? AFAIC this is a weird cultural paradigm.
Think about this: if you brought $0.20 to a dime store you could buy four nickelbacks.
That's my new paradigm.
That's my new paradigm.
August 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Think about this: if you brought $0.20 to a dime store you could buy four nickelbacks.
That's my new paradigm.
That's my new paradigm.
Reminiscent of something DJT did in Buffalo when he was angry at the NFL for denying him the opportunity to purchase the Bills franchise.
August 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reminiscent of something DJT did in Buffalo when he was angry at the NFL for denying him the opportunity to purchase the Bills franchise.
I think this fellow has been reading my skeets:
August 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I think this fellow has been reading my skeets:
Age Verification? Me and every kid I knew were obsessed with Wacky Packages.
July 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Age Verification? Me and every kid I knew were obsessed with Wacky Packages.
As a philosopher I love to explore a new paradigm:
June 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
As a philosopher I love to explore a new paradigm:
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." -- Edmund Burke
AFAIC the greatest story of the last 10 years is the 'nothing' that good men did. Are they really 'good'?
AFAIC the greatest story of the last 10 years is the 'nothing' that good men did. Are they really 'good'?
May 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." -- Edmund Burke
AFAIC the greatest story of the last 10 years is the 'nothing' that good men did. Are they really 'good'?
AFAIC the greatest story of the last 10 years is the 'nothing' that good men did. Are they really 'good'?
Kristi won her first House election in SD by defeating incumbent Stephanie Herseth Sandlin.
When it comes to sheer looks, I’ll take Stephanie any day.
When it comes to sheer looks, I’ll take Stephanie any day.
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Kristi won her first House election in SD by defeating incumbent Stephanie Herseth Sandlin.
When it comes to sheer looks, I’ll take Stephanie any day.
When it comes to sheer looks, I’ll take Stephanie any day.
I scored 437 in today's Slate Quiz. Think you can beat me?
April 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I scored 437 in today's Slate Quiz. Think you can beat me?
The reason I despise Trump is not because I’M deranged.
April 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The reason I despise Trump is not because I’M deranged.
I scored 421 in today's Slate Quiz. Think you can beat me? - slate.com/news-and-pol...
April 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I scored 421 in today's Slate Quiz. Think you can beat me? - slate.com/news-and-pol...
Didn't people vote for Trump/Vance because consumer prices were too high under Biden/Harris?
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March 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Didn't people vote for Trump/Vance because consumer prices were too high under Biden/Harris?
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I scored 494 in today's Slate Quiz. Think you can beat me?
March 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I scored 494 in today's Slate Quiz. Think you can beat me?
What the fuck does Zelenskyy have to apologize for? Why isn't the scumbag POTUS being asked to apologize?
If the U.S. loses its democracy, crap journalism like this will be very much to blame.
If the U.S. loses its democracy, crap journalism like this will be very much to blame.
February 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What the fuck does Zelenskyy have to apologize for? Why isn't the scumbag POTUS being asked to apologize?
If the U.S. loses its democracy, crap journalism like this will be very much to blame.
If the U.S. loses its democracy, crap journalism like this will be very much to blame.
Here’s Trump in 2016 BEFORE the election. It wasn’t secret; he was giving a rally speech in front of a big crowd.
Whoever pulled a lever for this mofo AFTER this incident has earned whatever happens to her next.
Whoever pulled a lever for this mofo AFTER this incident has earned whatever happens to her next.
February 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Here’s Trump in 2016 BEFORE the election. It wasn’t secret; he was giving a rally speech in front of a big crowd.
Whoever pulled a lever for this mofo AFTER this incident has earned whatever happens to her next.
Whoever pulled a lever for this mofo AFTER this incident has earned whatever happens to her next.