SpattySoil
@spattysoil.bsky.social
Fleeing the Mire, I have come to indulge in the Gay Arts
Game developer who consistently fails to release actual complete games. You can find me dying in your local gutter
Game developer who consistently fails to release actual complete games. You can find me dying in your local gutter
When the brainrot is all too literal
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
When the brainrot is all too literal
Need to put Nos in a gokart so I can land my NOSferatu joke
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Need to put Nos in a gokart so I can land my NOSferatu joke
Hacker voice: I'm in
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hacker voice: I'm in
Hell yeah. That absolutely rocked me as a kid when i rented it on VHS lol. Orson Welles kicks ass in it, the perfect casting for "I don't care" + infinite gravitas
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Hell yeah. That absolutely rocked me as a kid when i rented it on VHS lol. Orson Welles kicks ass in it, the perfect casting for "I don't care" + infinite gravitas
Samus escapes Problem Planet with 30 seconds to spare. Very unfortunate outcome for Problem Planet, but on the plus side... no more Problems!
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Samus escapes Problem Planet with 30 seconds to spare. Very unfortunate outcome for Problem Planet, but on the plus side... no more Problems!
>> And they hurled themselves into the void of space with no fear
They say our people have no present
only a past filled with horror
and a future they can only dream of
Now we forge a new alliance
To guard the tomb of space
And to find within its cold expanse
The salvation of our race
They say our people have no present
only a past filled with horror
and a future they can only dream of
Now we forge a new alliance
To guard the tomb of space
And to find within its cold expanse
The salvation of our race
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
>> And they hurled themselves into the void of space with no fear
They say our people have no present
only a past filled with horror
and a future they can only dream of
Now we forge a new alliance
To guard the tomb of space
And to find within its cold expanse
The salvation of our race
They say our people have no present
only a past filled with horror
and a future they can only dream of
Now we forge a new alliance
To guard the tomb of space
And to find within its cold expanse
The salvation of our race
>> I remember stories of a glorious civilization
of cities with spires that reached the sun
of a blue planet with vast seas
of people with myths of humanity
everlasting
of children who saw
in the embers of dying stars
the destiny of their race
of cities with spires that reached the sun
of a blue planet with vast seas
of people with myths of humanity
everlasting
of children who saw
in the embers of dying stars
the destiny of their race
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
>> I remember stories of a glorious civilization
of cities with spires that reached the sun
of a blue planet with vast seas
of people with myths of humanity
everlasting
of children who saw
in the embers of dying stars
the destiny of their race
of cities with spires that reached the sun
of a blue planet with vast seas
of people with myths of humanity
everlasting
of children who saw
in the embers of dying stars
the destiny of their race
A brilliant game, and what an intro. Literal POETRY that is a pleasure to re-watch even decades later. Brilliant writing throughout.
October 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
A brilliant game, and what an intro. Literal POETRY that is a pleasure to re-watch even decades later. Brilliant writing throughout.
Hell yeah. I always remember the Nintendo Magazine feature where they showed a view inside the suit, where Samus is like a 6'4 Amazon on the inside. The only to way to fly
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hell yeah. I always remember the Nintendo Magazine feature where they showed a view inside the suit, where Samus is like a 6'4 Amazon on the inside. The only to way to fly
There's one specific anecdote in that series where a Mind purposefuly creates an artistic work better than a human who pissed them off just to get at them and deject them, and it's a shameful and pathetic action for them to take. Meanwhile in reality where they're busy creating the Torment Nexus...
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
There's one specific anecdote in that series where a Mind purposefuly creates an artistic work better than a human who pissed them off just to get at them and deject them, and it's a shameful and pathetic action for them to take. Meanwhile in reality where they're busy creating the Torment Nexus...
In the Culture novels, super-powerful AIs called Minds are the dominant forces in the titular civilisation. But they don't create art, movies or music, even though they can do so better than any human who has ever lived or ever will. Because it would hurt people.
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
In the Culture novels, super-powerful AIs called Minds are the dominant forces in the titular civilisation. But they don't create art, movies or music, even though they can do so better than any human who has ever lived or ever will. Because it would hurt people.
So anyway, the operators of this factory mysteriously showed up dead in the forest, and nobody in the town saw anything,--
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
So anyway, the operators of this factory mysteriously showed up dead in the forest, and nobody in the town saw anything,--
Rita Repulsa x Yzma
October 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Rita Repulsa x Yzma
Cynicism is giving up while still pretending to look cool. It's lame as heck
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Cynicism is giving up while still pretending to look cool. It's lame as heck
Horror is cozy to me lol
October 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Horror is cozy to me lol
oshit it's a scumhead game. literally just finished Angel's Gear a few days ago! I love their stuff
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
oshit it's a scumhead game. literally just finished Angel's Gear a few days ago! I love their stuff