Spats Fumble
@spatsfumble.bsky.social
Failed Music Hall Performer and Spaniel keeper
Cont 2 of 2 - I am forced to the conclusion that they were opportunistically lifted from the back of the car as I was bringing the shopping in on Saturday! Merry Christmas you schmuck!! It's the principle....
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cont 2 of 2 - I am forced to the conclusion that they were opportunistically lifted from the back of the car as I was bringing the shopping in on Saturday! Merry Christmas you schmuck!! It's the principle....
It's the small things as always.... She who had her Birthday asked me for an assorted dozen of Krispy Kreme donuts but I have not been able to locate them in the shooting brought home. Now I have found that the cranberries I also bought are missing. 2 different bags from 2 different shops. 1 of 2
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It's the small things as always.... She who had her Birthday asked me for an assorted dozen of Krispy Kreme donuts but I have not been able to locate them in the shooting brought home. Now I have found that the cranberries I also bought are missing. 2 different bags from 2 different shops. 1 of 2
I absolutely hate being up at 6am on a Sunday - it's beginning to look like orchiditis again. On the good side, my balls are currently iced to perfection....
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I absolutely hate being up at 6am on a Sunday - it's beginning to look like orchiditis again. On the good side, my balls are currently iced to perfection....
OMG Kit!!!! Really?? I did not see that!!
September 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
OMG Kit!!!! Really?? I did not see that!!
Please someone vote for Iceland - they do not deserve nul points!! #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Please someone vote for Iceland - they do not deserve nul points!! #eurovision
Really? Austria? Not who we thought would be making the early running...
May 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Really? Austria? Not who we thought would be making the early running...
I reckon Poland, Lithuania, Armenia and Denmark. Honourable mention goes to Italy... #eurovision #esc
May 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I reckon Poland, Lithuania, Armenia and Denmark. Honourable mention goes to Italy... #eurovision #esc
@wombat37.bsky.social
For the final time in the 2024 season, I think 4 bangers are in order - huzzah!!
#SausageLeague
For the final time in the 2024 season, I think 4 bangers are in order - huzzah!!
#SausageLeague
October 11, 2024 at 10:29 AM
@wombat37.bsky.social
For the final time in the 2024 season, I think 4 bangers are in order - huzzah!!
#SausageLeague
For the final time in the 2024 season, I think 4 bangers are in order - huzzah!!
#SausageLeague
September 27, 2024 at 4:23 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social I feel it is a 6 sausage kind of day! Exactly half of a round dozen please!! #SausageLeague
September 20, 2024 at 2:37 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social I feel it is a 6 sausage kind of day! Exactly half of a round dozen please!! #SausageLeague
September 13, 2024 at 2:04 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social methinks today is a day for 6 sausages! A round half dozen please!! #SausageLeague
September 6, 2024 at 12:13 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social methinks today is a day for 6 sausages! A round half dozen please!! #SausageLeague
@wombat37.bsky.social
OMG I feel like I am spinning plates on a 1960s light entertainment show on the Beeb. Plates are going to smash!
5 Sausages
2 Scallops
4 Pies, 2 Allez Oop
...and now I have forgotten one of the bonus items! Gah!!
BRB with Pt 2!!
#SausageLeague
OMG I feel like I am spinning plates on a 1960s light entertainment show on the Beeb. Plates are going to smash!
5 Sausages
2 Scallops
4 Pies, 2 Allez Oop
...and now I have forgotten one of the bonus items! Gah!!
BRB with Pt 2!!
#SausageLeague
August 30, 2024 at 12:23 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social
OMG I feel like I am spinning plates on a 1960s light entertainment show on the Beeb. Plates are going to smash!
5 Sausages
2 Scallops
4 Pies, 2 Allez Oop
...and now I have forgotten one of the bonus items! Gah!!
BRB with Pt 2!!
#SausageLeague
OMG I feel like I am spinning plates on a 1960s light entertainment show on the Beeb. Plates are going to smash!
5 Sausages
2 Scallops
4 Pies, 2 Allez Oop
...and now I have forgotten one of the bonus items! Gah!!
BRB with Pt 2!!
#SausageLeague
August 23, 2024 at 11:18 AM
@wombat37.bsky.social That will be 4 big bangers for me please!! #SausageLeague
August 16, 2024 at 12:52 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social That will be 4 big bangers for me please!! #SausageLeague
@wombat37.bsky.social I am going all in and guessing 7 sausages today!! #SausageLeague
August 9, 2024 at 4:02 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social I am going all in and guessing 7 sausages today!! #SausageLeague
@wombat37.bsky.social Good job I have my alarm set now as extra time required to divine the multitude of possibilities!!
Let's go with:
4 sausages
3 pies
2 fishcakes
1 upside down pie
Partridge in a pear tree anyone? #SausageLeague
Let's go with:
4 sausages
3 pies
2 fishcakes
1 upside down pie
Partridge in a pear tree anyone? #SausageLeague
July 26, 2024 at 2:33 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social Good job I have my alarm set now as extra time required to divine the multitude of possibilities!!
Let's go with:
4 sausages
3 pies
2 fishcakes
1 upside down pie
Partridge in a pear tree anyone? #SausageLeague
Let's go with:
4 sausages
3 pies
2 fishcakes
1 upside down pie
Partridge in a pear tree anyone? #SausageLeague
@wombat37.bsky.social Double crap! Am I too late? 6 please!! #SausageLeague
July 12, 2024 at 7:04 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social Double crap! Am I too late? 6 please!! #SausageLeague
Cannot believe that even though on hols on Friday I still forgot #SausageLeague !! Can I predict a big 7 yes seven mighty meaties for Week 11 please @wombat37.bsky.social ?? I Thank you!!
June 23, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Cannot believe that even though on hols on Friday I still forgot #SausageLeague !! Can I predict a big 7 yes seven mighty meaties for Week 11 please @wombat37.bsky.social ?? I Thank you!!
@wombat37.bsky.social My guess for week 9 is 6 of those lovely meaty tubes!! Apologies for being early but it is a "full-on" day on Friday and I don't want to forget!! #SausageLeague
June 13, 2024 at 11:06 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social My guess for week 9 is 6 of those lovely meaty tubes!! Apologies for being early but it is a "full-on" day on Friday and I don't want to forget!! #SausageLeague
@wombat37.bsky.social It would appear that I keep missing whole weeks - surely not early onset dementia? Anyhow my prediction for week 8 is 5 super examples of meaty goodness!! #SausageLeague
June 7, 2024 at 1:55 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social It would appear that I keep missing whole weeks - surely not early onset dementia? Anyhow my prediction for week 8 is 5 super examples of meaty goodness!! #SausageLeague
@wombat37.bsky.social is it too early to submit my week 7 prediction for #SausageLeague ? I am just so gutted I missed week 6!! My prediction is 3 meaty tubes!!
May 24, 2024 at 10:46 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social is it too early to submit my week 7 prediction for #SausageLeague ? I am just so gutted I missed week 6!! My prediction is 3 meaty tubes!!
@wombat37.bsky.social And nearly did not see the bonus let's go yes to crackers and seaweed. I did say I was hungry!! #SausageLeague
May 17, 2024 at 6:45 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social And nearly did not see the bonus let's go yes to crackers and seaweed. I did say I was hungry!! #SausageLeague
@wombat37.bsky.social Holy Moly Batman I nearly forgot!! That's a big 7 today for the meaty tubes !! I just think I am hungry myself! #SausageLeague
May 17, 2024 at 6:42 PM
@wombat37.bsky.social Holy Moly Batman I nearly forgot!! That's a big 7 today for the meaty tubes !! I just think I am hungry myself! #SausageLeague