Spasmodicus
@spasmodicus.bsky.social
Albertan, not the kind you're thinking of. Not fond of the current management in either place. Clown shoes and salty ham.
Carol Kane with a toaster. Until he sees the light.
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Carol Kane with a toaster. Until he sees the light.
Seems a tad harsh. But, speak your truth. We'll all be at the bottom of the same ocean eventually.
December 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Seems a tad harsh. But, speak your truth. We'll all be at the bottom of the same ocean eventually.
My darts team needs a goalie. Just saying it would make pretty good TV and the prop bets would be amazing.
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My darts team needs a goalie. Just saying it would make pretty good TV and the prop bets would be amazing.
Rollin' on 'nip. Hard.
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Rollin' on 'nip. Hard.
Or micro-dosed Mr. Bean.
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Or micro-dosed Mr. Bean.
Are those the Dry Ass Pussy pills he uses at home?
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Are those the Dry Ass Pussy pills he uses at home?
There is a glut on the market for underutilized balls. I smell opportunity.
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There is a glut on the market for underutilized balls. I smell opportunity.
To make them fuzzy on what an illegal order might be.
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
To make them fuzzy on what an illegal order might be.
And after this, hell. Fulfillment.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
And after this, hell. Fulfillment.
Right now there is someone putting this image onto a couple gross of very cheap t-shirts that will be distributed free in the county of his residence. Got his government name on the back.
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Right now there is someone putting this image onto a couple gross of very cheap t-shirts that will be distributed free in the county of his residence. Got his government name on the back.
Could be. But shifty people with agency? Why not?.
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Could be. But shifty people with agency? Why not?.
Poison the turkey.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Poison the turkey.
Televised to encourage the others.
The Weakest Dink, perhaps.
The Weakest Dink, perhaps.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Televised to encourage the others.
The Weakest Dink, perhaps.
The Weakest Dink, perhaps.
Entrance to the third-best Thai restaurant in town. Bobo here will seat you.
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Entrance to the third-best Thai restaurant in town. Bobo here will seat you.
Not if you're 75 years old. But you'll miss the early-bird special at CrackerBarrel. Liver and onions again, I expect.
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Not if you're 75 years old. But you'll miss the early-bird special at CrackerBarrel. Liver and onions again, I expect.
Baghdad Betty. Rusty trombone soloist.
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Baghdad Betty. Rusty trombone soloist.
I went overboard. Please, do you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I went overboard. Please, do you.
Good list. May I suggest we require familiarity with a minimum of 2 Gordon Lighfoot songs, 3 Stomping Tom songs, the Guess Who's entire catalog and graduate work on Sarah Mclachlan, Anne Murray and Alanis Morisette's badassery. Might sieve out a bucko or 2.
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Good list. May I suggest we require familiarity with a minimum of 2 Gordon Lighfoot songs, 3 Stomping Tom songs, the Guess Who's entire catalog and graduate work on Sarah Mclachlan, Anne Murray and Alanis Morisette's badassery. Might sieve out a bucko or 2.
That is hard to watch.
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
That is hard to watch.
Thanks. But no thanks . We're good over here. Not happy this is happening to some of you but good luck.
December 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Thanks. But no thanks . We're good over here. Not happy this is happening to some of you but good luck.