Terror Bird xkcd.com/3069

It would be cool if the next super electric car was bubbly as all get out.

Being raised pescatarian was weird, we think Jesus is a fish. I guess those bumper stickers were really convincing!

Wouldn't it be nice if when you did you get to visit the dreams of everyone who ever exists, constantly getting to experience the highlights of everyone's imaginations.

Dear Jello, please make four flavor swirl in an XL Pudding Piggie Cup.

The best bite of a drumstick is the part where it becomes 50% cone 50% ice cream,maybe even 51% cone. Where your teeth actually meet some resistance but the ice cream overflows with such little compression that the crunch is coated in soothing cold so immediately after snapping into the treat.

Breakfast burrito hear my plea and heal me

When in NYC you go see shows

When you get sadical, then it's time to get RADICAL

I want a news show where every week is a new costume theme. Completely normal news but today's tragedy is reported by a Power Ranger.

What if it's your birthday but you're on jury duty for a horrific crime that keeps getting worse as they describe it but also they keep mentioning that it's your birthday.

Dinosaurs without wings are sad dragons.

I don't know what secrets a Dinosaur holds but this T-Rex is about to spill some major tea.