Sparrow
@sparrow444.bsky.social
writer of thousands of poems. Pretty big compost pile.
Maybe we have it backwards: Adam and Eve ate a fig, and covered themselves with apple leaves.
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Maybe we have it backwards: Adam and Eve ate a fig, and covered themselves with apple leaves.
I don’t neede goddamn spellcheck.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I don’t neede goddamn spellcheck.
If they're going to call us the "Democrat" Party, we should call them the "Republi" Party – we can drop suffixes as well as they can!
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If they're going to call us the "Democrat" Party, we should call them the "Republi" Party – we can drop suffixes as well as they can!
Dictators can’t retire, so they all end up old, senile, paranoid.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Dictators can’t retire, so they all end up old, senile, paranoid.
Trump In Decline
There’s
nothing
worse
than
a sad
dictator.
There’s
nothing
worse
than
a sad
dictator.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Trump In Decline
There’s
nothing
worse
than
a sad
dictator.
There’s
nothing
worse
than
a sad
dictator.
A new category must be created for Elon Musk: incels who get laid a lot.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
A new category must be created for Elon Musk: incels who get laid a lot.
Why did Trump campaign about the Epstein files – and put Pam Bondi and Kash Patel in positions of power – if he knew he was all over the files? Because unconsciously, Trump wants to be caught. Deep down, every criminal – even our president – desires to be punished.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Why did Trump campaign about the Epstein files – and put Pam Bondi and Kash Patel in positions of power – if he knew he was all over the files? Because unconsciously, Trump wants to be caught. Deep down, every criminal – even our president – desires to be punished.
People in cold climates tend to be agnostics. Norwegians think: "If there's a God, why am I freezing to death?"
People in warm climates are Believers. Hawaiians think: "If there ISN'T a God, why are mangoes falling out of the tree into my mouth?"
People in warm climates are Believers. Hawaiians think: "If there ISN'T a God, why are mangoes falling out of the tree into my mouth?"
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
People in cold climates tend to be agnostics. Norwegians think: "If there's a God, why am I freezing to death?"
People in warm climates are Believers. Hawaiians think: "If there ISN'T a God, why are mangoes falling out of the tree into my mouth?"
People in warm climates are Believers. Hawaiians think: "If there ISN'T a God, why are mangoes falling out of the tree into my mouth?"
Socialism works until capitalists find a way to subvert it. There’s a similar relationship between locks and burglars.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Socialism works until capitalists find a way to subvert it. There’s a similar relationship between locks and burglars.
Aaron Judge is such a serious Christian, he never steals bases.
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Aaron Judge is such a serious Christian, he never steals bases.
Triumph
This:
poem,
has (?)
every;
punctuation!
mark.
This:
poem,
has (?)
every;
punctuation!
mark.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Triumph
This:
poem,
has (?)
every;
punctuation!
mark.
This:
poem,
has (?)
every;
punctuation!
mark.
Sad Truth
Even
if you
sit
on a
gold
toilet,
your
shit
stinks.
Even
if you
sit
on a
gold
toilet,
your
shit
stinks.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sad Truth
Even
if you
sit
on a
gold
toilet,
your
shit
stinks.
Even
if you
sit
on a
gold
toilet,
your
shit
stinks.
Being a liberal justice on the Supreme Court is like being a… prisoner in Guantánamo.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Being a liberal justice on the Supreme Court is like being a… prisoner in Guantánamo.
24% of everything I say later regret.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
24% of everything I say later regret.
Won’t ICE eventually kidnap a celebrity?
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Won’t ICE eventually kidnap a celebrity?
Paradox
Is it a
paradox
to use the
Internet
to tell
people:
“Get
off the
Internet!”?
Yes.
But that’s
what I’m
doing.
Is it a
paradox
to use the
Internet
to tell
people:
“Get
off the
Internet!”?
Yes.
But that’s
what I’m
doing.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Paradox
Is it a
paradox
to use the
Internet
to tell
people:
“Get
off the
Internet!”?
Yes.
But that’s
what I’m
doing.
Is it a
paradox
to use the
Internet
to tell
people:
“Get
off the
Internet!”?
Yes.
But that’s
what I’m
doing.
Art Project No. 72
Walk through the Museum of Modern Art
with a shopping cart.
Try to steal a fire extinguisher.
Walk through the Museum of Modern Art
with a shopping cart.
Try to steal a fire extinguisher.
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Art Project No. 72
Walk through the Museum of Modern Art
with a shopping cart.
Try to steal a fire extinguisher.
Walk through the Museum of Modern Art
with a shopping cart.
Try to steal a fire extinguisher.
No one voted for this. No one voted for men with dirty hearts and no faces to racist-grab people on the street – or out of COURTHOUSES – and send them off for a day, a week, forever – to a concentration camp built in a swamp. No one voted to nullify our national laws.
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
No one voted for this. No one voted for men with dirty hearts and no faces to racist-grab people on the street – or out of COURTHOUSES – and send them off for a day, a week, forever – to a concentration camp built in a swamp. No one voted to nullify our national laws.
Billionaire Bulimia
Billionaires want more of your money.
They feel poor, the way a bulimic
person thinks they’re fat.
Billionaires have money dysmorphia.
Billionaires want more of your money.
They feel poor, the way a bulimic
person thinks they’re fat.
Billionaires have money dysmorphia.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Billionaire Bulimia
Billionaires want more of your money.
They feel poor, the way a bulimic
person thinks they’re fat.
Billionaires have money dysmorphia.
Billionaires want more of your money.
They feel poor, the way a bulimic
person thinks they’re fat.
Billionaires have money dysmorphia.
The problem with a government shutdown: Trump don't give a shit if there's a government.
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The problem with a government shutdown: Trump don't give a shit if there's a government.
No one in a Volkswagen ever had road rage.
October 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
No one in a Volkswagen ever had road rage.
Painting & Writing
Painting is
37,600 years
older than writing.
Painting is
37,600 years
older than writing.
October 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Painting & Writing
Painting is
37,600 years
older than writing.
Painting is
37,600 years
older than writing.
Finally, Trump is doing to the White House what he’s been doing to the U.S. Constitution.
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Finally, Trump is doing to the White House what he’s been doing to the U.S. Constitution.
Business Plan
When I get rich I’ll buy
a giant penny 12 feet high.
When I get rich I’ll buy
a giant penny 12 feet high.
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Business Plan
When I get rich I’ll buy
a giant penny 12 feet high.
When I get rich I’ll buy
a giant penny 12 feet high.