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Sparky MacMillan
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Award-winning Quizmaster @ Tomato Jake's Wednesday Night Trivia & small g creative genius. Here a twister comes, here comes the twister.

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Someone left the cake out in the rain! Thankfully, it was a spongecake.
December 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Remember, Quizlings:

No TRIVIA tonight in my coffee
No TRIVIA tonight in my tea
No TRIVIA to stand beside me
No TRIVIA to run with me

(with apologies to the Guess Who)
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Every year my father would serve us fresh venison for Christmas dinner. Funny in retrospect but, at the time, totally emotionally and psychologically scarring.
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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While I'm sure the high school chorus was only trying to be inclusive in their holiday song choices, I might suggest that changing the lyrics to "I'm dreaming of a white Kwanzaa" might not offer up the best optics.
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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So crowded at the henge today. Really hate the pagans who only show up for the holidays.
December 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Fun Fact: Superstar singer Taylor Swift was named after poet T. S. Eliot, whose real name was Taylor Swift Eliot.
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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12/17/25 Trivia Wrap-Up:

1st - Yes, Chef Boyardee! (54 pts)

2nd - Inconceivable! (52 pts)

3rd - Why Are Sparky And Santa Never Seen Together? (52 pts)

#TheTrianglesBestTriviaNight #PleaseBeConsiderate #JoinTheQuizlingClub #PostAFlier #NewbvemberContinues
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Full trivia rankings: sparkymac.wordpress.com/2025/12/17/trivia-rankings-17-december-2025/

Spread the word, Quizlings! LIVE trivia is back 12/31 at Tomato Jake's!

Bye for now. Keep your teeth clean!
#TheTrianglesBestTriviaNight #PleaseBeConsiderate #JoinTheQuizlingClub #NewbvemberContinues
Trivia Rankings: 17 December 2025
What a lovely pre-Yule night of quizzing. We thank everyone who came out to play on a chilly autumn eve (yes, it’s still fall!). We look forward to seeing you all again on New Year’s Ev…
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December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Trivia Tip for 12/17/25: Bones, Popes & Presidents. Plus Mario Characters & French Artists! And Eight Crazy Nights!
#TheTrianglesBestTriviaNight #PostAFlier #NewbvemberContinues #JoinTheQuizlingClub
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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If I ever find a genie in a lamp, my only wish will to be one of Gazelle's tiger dancers from Zootopia. Sad or awesome, you decide.
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Poor Hermey the Elf. He wanted to be a dentist and everyone gave him crap for it. Hey, here's an idea - don’t make fun of Hermey for wanting to be a dentist; make fun of him for getting his diploma online from the University of Phoenix!
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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12/10/25 Trivia Wrap-Up:

1st - Sous Chef Boyardee (59 pts)

2nd - Heat Miser Fan Club (58 pts)

3rd - Throbbin’ Hood (57 pts)

#TheTrianglesBestTriviaNight #PleaseBeConsiderate #JoinTheQuizlingClub #PostAFlier #NewbvemberContinues
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Full trivia rankings: sparkymac.wordpress.com/2025/12/10/trivia-rankings-10-december-2025/

Spread the word, Quizlings! LIVE trivia happens EVERY Wednesday at Tomato Jake's!

Bye for now. Keep your teeth clean!
#TheTrianglesBestTriviaNight #PleaseBeConsiderate #JoinTheQuizlingClub #Newbvember
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Trivia Tip for 12/10/25: Moon, Time & NFL. Plus PBS Kids & Royal Lineage! And That Guy Who Played Shaggy!
#TheTrianglesBestTriviaNight #PostAFlier #NewbvemberContinues #JoinTheQuizlingClub
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Hey, Internet Provider, here's a tip. If you really want me to read "what's new" after an update then don't update your bloody service every other week!
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Ultimately, using a communal soap dispenser is the very apotheosis of trust.
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Sure hope there was a typo in that email from HR. Otherwise my office will be indulging in Secretion Santa this holiday season. And I'm sure as hell not opening THAT present!
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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12/03/25 Trivia Wrap-Up:

1st - Got Milk And Bread? (57 pts)

2nd - Got Our Easter Decorations Up (55 pts)

3rd - SSSHH… Piggy Sleeping (54 pts)

4th - Areola Grande (54 pts)

#TheTrianglesBestTriviaNight #PleaseBeConsiderate #JoinTheQuizlingClub #PostAFlier #Newbvember
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Full trivia rankings: sparkymac.wordpress.com/2025/12/03/trivia-rankings-3-december-2025/

Spread the word, Quizlings! LIVE trivia happens EVERY Wednesday at Tomato Jake's!

Bye for now. Keep your teeth clean!
#TheTrianglesBestTriviaNight #PleaseBeConsiderate #JoinTheQuizlingClub #Newbvember
Trivia Rankings: 3 December 2025
A chilly night outside but a cool game of trivia inside. That’s what awaited the Quizlings who came to Tomato Jake’s to play this week. We will do this again next week and every week th…
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December 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Trivia Tip for 12/03/25: Chris Rock, Jim Carrey & Celebrity Couples. Plus TV Bros & Comedy Duos! And It’s NERF Or Nothing! #TheTrianglesBestTriviaNight #PostAFlier #JoinTheQuizlingClub #Newbvember
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Fun Fact: Original names considered for the Elf on the Shelf were "Snitch on the Mantel" and "Narc in the Dark"
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I asked my doctor if Dupixent was right for me and she said, "I'm an ophthalmologist - and you don't have an appointment. Actually, you're not even a client. How'd you get in here?"
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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What fresh hell is this?
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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11/26/25 Trivia Wrap-Up:

1st - Answers Are Overrated (60 pts)

2nd - Turkey Sez: Eat Mor Ham (58 pts)

3rd - Thankquizing (55 pts)

#TheTrianglesBestTriviaNight #PleaseBeConsiderate #JoinTheQuizlingClub #PostAFlier #Newbvember
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Full trivia rankings: sparkymac.wordpress.com/2025/11/26/trivia-rankings-26-november-2025/

Spread the word, Quizlings! LIVE trivia happens EVERY Wednesday at Tomato Jake's!

Bye for now. Keep your teeth clean!
#TheTrianglesBestTriviaNight #PleaseBeConsiderate #JoinTheQuizlingClub #Newbvember
Trivia Rankings: 26 November 2025
Well, I learned one thing this week – there were more travelers than trivia players this Thanksgiving. Yes, it was a light crowd that came out to play but the competition was nonetheless stif…
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November 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM