Sparkydragon1992.bsky.social
@sparkydragon1992.bsky.social
Imma not really sure what to put other than Hi ^^ you can call me sparky or Aurourian imma Wolf/Dragon hybrid furry my prefered pronouns are He/Him and i enjoy gaming , cooking , writing poems (not very good ones) and nights in, PFP by myfurryart.com
havent posted in a while ^^ so heres a joke why did jesus give up playing hockey? cos he kept getting nailed to the boards ^^
June 17, 2024 at 1:23 PM
havent posted in a while ^^ so heres a joke why did jesus give up playing hockey? cos he kept getting nailed to the boards ^^
hmmm need to sleep but not tired at all been awake 24+ hours but meh ill pass out when i pass out
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snowblower coming
Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal
have a good day ^^
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snowblower coming
Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal
have a good day ^^
March 2, 2024 at 6:48 AM
hmmm need to sleep but not tired at all been awake 24+ hours but meh ill pass out when i pass out
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snowblower coming
Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal
have a good day ^^
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snowblower coming
Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal
have a good day ^^
its been about 4 months and i miss you every day and your 3 sisters and 2 brothers miss you as well, if it wasnt for the stupid fucking dog laws in britain you never would have been given up, i feel like you must be so hurt to be torn from the life you knew, miss us as we miss you, you may never...
February 25, 2024 at 11:42 PM
its been about 4 months and i miss you every day and your 3 sisters and 2 brothers miss you as well, if it wasnt for the stupid fucking dog laws in britain you never would have been given up, i feel like you must be so hurt to be torn from the life you knew, miss us as we miss you, you may never...
Managed to sleep two hours then my sis woke me to ask if i could open a jar -_-
February 16, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Managed to sleep two hours then my sis woke me to ask if i could open a jar -_-
interesting history behind valentines day i wonder why it turned into something so soppy reporter.anu.edu.au/all-stories/...
February 15, 2024 at 2:47 AM
interesting history behind valentines day i wonder why it turned into something so soppy reporter.anu.edu.au/all-stories/...
spilt caramel all over my keybord so its completely borked -_- i hve a spare but i cant be bothered to dig it out of storge XD
February 14, 2024 at 11:36 AM
spilt caramel all over my keybord so its completely borked -_- i hve a spare but i cant be bothered to dig it out of storge XD
why was 6 afraid of 7? cos 789, but why did 789? cos his doctor told him to eat 3 squared meals a day and 10 has ptsd becos he is between 9 and 11
February 10, 2024 at 8:15 AM
why was 6 afraid of 7? cos 789, but why did 789? cos his doctor told him to eat 3 squared meals a day and 10 has ptsd becos he is between 9 and 11
Singing randomly and loudly today, didnt fall out of bed so imma happy ^^
February 9, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Singing randomly and loudly today, didnt fall out of bed so imma happy ^^
feeling really pissed off, a "family friend" found out imma furry and threw around some serious accusations, didnt even let me try to explain the fandom just assumed i wanted to screw animals, fuck em i dont need that shit in my life, told them to fuck themselves before they blocked me
February 8, 2024 at 11:33 AM
feeling really pissed off, a "family friend" found out imma furry and threw around some serious accusations, didnt even let me try to explain the fandom just assumed i wanted to screw animals, fuck em i dont need that shit in my life, told them to fuck themselves before they blocked me
Feeling emotionally drained and mentally tired -_- here's a joke whats red and slimy and crawls up your leg? a homesick abortion
what goes round in circles and rapidly changes colour from pink to black? a baby in a microwave
whats the difference between horny and hungry? where you stick the carrot
what goes round in circles and rapidly changes colour from pink to black? a baby in a microwave
whats the difference between horny and hungry? where you stick the carrot
February 7, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Feeling emotionally drained and mentally tired -_- here's a joke whats red and slimy and crawls up your leg? a homesick abortion
what goes round in circles and rapidly changes colour from pink to black? a baby in a microwave
whats the difference between horny and hungry? where you stick the carrot
what goes round in circles and rapidly changes colour from pink to black? a baby in a microwave
whats the difference between horny and hungry? where you stick the carrot
people are definitely weirder today than 20 years ago, example i was looking through an old car manual and it told you how to change brake fluid, looked at a modern car manual and it said dont drink the brake fluid as a warning and i was like wtf XD someone has done it for it to be put as a warning
February 6, 2024 at 7:41 AM
people are definitely weirder today than 20 years ago, example i was looking through an old car manual and it told you how to change brake fluid, looked at a modern car manual and it said dont drink the brake fluid as a warning and i was like wtf XD someone has done it for it to be put as a warning
Feeling much more emotionally stable than earlier but just feel drained now so yeah 😛
February 5, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Feeling much more emotionally stable than earlier but just feel drained now so yeah 😛
feel like screaming my mind wont fuck off imma getting dangerously close to falling off the wagon again i just want an hour of peace without the spiraling thoughts and self hatred why can i not deal with myself right now i feel like imma dead inside and imma very close to going into self destruct
February 5, 2024 at 12:41 PM
feel like screaming my mind wont fuck off imma getting dangerously close to falling off the wagon again i just want an hour of peace without the spiraling thoughts and self hatred why can i not deal with myself right now i feel like imma dead inside and imma very close to going into self destruct
feeling a bit sad my mind feels like a rollercoaster at the moment i dont know whether to enjoy the ride or start screaming, i dont wanna be alone right now but its not even 6am yet and everyone i know irl has a normal sleep schedule so imma be on my own for hours yet... guess imma watching twitch
February 5, 2024 at 5:40 AM
feeling a bit sad my mind feels like a rollercoaster at the moment i dont know whether to enjoy the ride or start screaming, i dont wanna be alone right now but its not even 6am yet and everyone i know irl has a normal sleep schedule so imma be on my own for hours yet... guess imma watching twitch
ugh imma having a disaster prone day right now and its only 9am, first i wake up groggy af and fall out of bed (this is normal for me) then i trip up on the rug in my room and bang my head, then as imma walking down the stairs cat one of my cats runs Infront of me and i trip down the last few stairs
February 4, 2024 at 9:00 AM
ugh imma having a disaster prone day right now and its only 9am, first i wake up groggy af and fall out of bed (this is normal for me) then i trip up on the rug in my room and bang my head, then as imma walking down the stairs cat one of my cats runs Infront of me and i trip down the last few stairs
random thought, who decided it would be a good idea to drink the stuff that comes from cows udders? XD man random thoughts are weird, now for a screwed up one, you can survive being skinned alive for quite a while, neat huh?
February 3, 2024 at 7:00 AM
random thought, who decided it would be a good idea to drink the stuff that comes from cows udders? XD man random thoughts are weird, now for a screwed up one, you can survive being skinned alive for quite a while, neat huh?
hmm i feel like telling a couple of jokes
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me
XD
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me
XD
February 2, 2024 at 3:01 PM
hmm i feel like telling a couple of jokes
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me
XD
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me
XD
Do you ever have a song stuck in your head? At the moment I have Nyan cat on repeat in my mind XD
February 2, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Do you ever have a song stuck in your head? At the moment I have Nyan cat on repeat in my mind XD
wow i just reread some of my poems and they are depressing as fuck i guess imma gonna burn some more of them XD
February 1, 2024 at 3:58 PM
wow i just reread some of my poems and they are depressing as fuck i guess imma gonna burn some more of them XD
falling down deep ,self hatred begins to creep, why oh why can i not get rid of the thought i wanna die, enduring self hatred and pain, dripping deeper into my mind, my soul is starting to unwind, shadows are growing higher im slipping deeper, save me from this cycle im doomed to endure
ty4reading
ty4reading
February 1, 2024 at 5:41 AM
falling down deep ,self hatred begins to creep, why oh why can i not get rid of the thought i wanna die, enduring self hatred and pain, dripping deeper into my mind, my soul is starting to unwind, shadows are growing higher im slipping deeper, save me from this cycle im doomed to endure
ty4reading
ty4reading
Whats the best way to castrate a priest?
Kick the altar boy in the chin
hope everyone has a good day ^^
Kick the altar boy in the chin
hope everyone has a good day ^^
January 31, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Whats the best way to castrate a priest?
Kick the altar boy in the chin
hope everyone has a good day ^^
Kick the altar boy in the chin
hope everyone has a good day ^^
well i had fun trying to sleep, sat in the dark for 5 hours staring at the celling and i've given up trying to sleep, might post a joke or a poem later
January 31, 2024 at 6:49 AM
well i had fun trying to sleep, sat in the dark for 5 hours staring at the celling and i've given up trying to sleep, might post a joke or a poem later
Caught a couple of zombies dancing in 7 days to die XD
January 30, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Caught a couple of zombies dancing in 7 days to die XD
managed to sleep for a solid 5hrs so imma happy ^^
January 30, 2024 at 6:59 AM
managed to sleep for a solid 5hrs so imma happy ^^
just had a random thought, children are sperm you choose to keep as pets xD
January 29, 2024 at 12:10 PM
just had a random thought, children are sperm you choose to keep as pets xD