Sparkstacular
@sparkstacular.bsky.social
Is there more to life than Sparks? Life isn’t much, but there’s nothing else to do…so I write ridiculous stuff about the best band on Mother Earth.
Elon? On drugs? Whattaya gonna tell me next? Trump’s snorting Adderall?
May 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Elon? On drugs? Whattaya gonna tell me next? Trump’s snorting Adderall?
Drop someone angry
May 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Drop someone angry
The sort of music you listen to after randomly deciding to make tacos on a Sunday night. I’ll save the pineapple for dessert.
May 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The sort of music you listen to after randomly deciding to make tacos on a Sunday night. I’ll save the pineapple for dessert.
42 years ago this month, @sparksofficial.bsky.social released In Outer Space, their 12th studio album. If you told me you were praying for a party album, and God gave you In Outer Space, I’d say “all right with me…now dance goddammit!”
April 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
42 years ago this month, @sparksofficial.bsky.social released In Outer Space, their 12th studio album. If you told me you were praying for a party album, and God gave you In Outer Space, I’d say “all right with me…now dance goddammit!”
This is a track for Russell
February 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is a track for Russell
Everybody’s stupid, that’s for sure
February 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Everybody’s stupid, that’s for sure
On this date in 2006, @sparksofficial.bsky.social released Hello Young Lovers, their 20th studio album. To date, it remains the only album in music history to ask the (apparently eternal American) question, “Baby, baby, can I invade your country?”
(Can’t we all just dick around?)
(Can’t we all just dick around?)
February 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
On this date in 2006, @sparksofficial.bsky.social released Hello Young Lovers, their 20th studio album. To date, it remains the only album in music history to ask the (apparently eternal American) question, “Baby, baby, can I invade your country?”
(Can’t we all just dick around?)
(Can’t we all just dick around?)
It helps, when hearing any 20th century Mael quote, to consider that there is a 99% chance it’s a complete pisstake. (Mercifully today, it’s only a 98% chance.)
January 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It helps, when hearing any 20th century Mael quote, to consider that there is a 99% chance it’s a complete pisstake. (Mercifully today, it’s only a 98% chance.)
Who else loves this one?
January 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Who else loves this one?
None of this is surprising, but they sure are fun. These streamers have a good thing going with these things.
December 4, 2024 at 7:35 PM
None of this is surprising, but they sure are fun. These streamers have a good thing going with these things.
You definitely don’t get movies like this anymore either. The hockey depicted doesn’t exist anymore either. But the fashion. The fashion is timeless. 🕺🏽
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 AM
You definitely don’t get movies like this anymore either. The hockey depicted doesn’t exist anymore either. But the fashion. The fashion is timeless. 🕺🏽
Only watch this if you’re up for the funniest sports movie of all time. And you’re not offended by 1970s slurs and vulgarity in astonishing amounts.
November 26, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Only watch this if you’re up for the funniest sports movie of all time. And you’re not offended by 1970s slurs and vulgarity in astonishing amounts.
If it's not your day, your week, your month or your year, the only answer is to get back on again. On this day in 2002, @sparksofficial.bsky.social released Lil’ Beethoven, their 19th studio album. Persistence. It ain’t done with smoke and mirrors.
November 26, 2024 at 12:05 PM
If it's not your day, your week, your month or your year, the only answer is to get back on again. On this day in 2002, @sparksofficial.bsky.social released Lil’ Beethoven, their 19th studio album. Persistence. It ain’t done with smoke and mirrors.
Today’s Sparks lyrics:
November 23, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Today’s Sparks lyrics:
Today’s Sparks lyrics:
November 17, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Today’s Sparks lyrics:
Have you seen this man?
November 15, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Have you seen this man?
30 years ago today, @sparksofficial.bsky.social released Gratuitous Sax & Senseless Violins, their 16th studio album. Might as well just say it. Might as well just come out and say it: this album STILL has that mystique.
November 15, 2024 at 5:03 AM
30 years ago today, @sparksofficial.bsky.social released Gratuitous Sax & Senseless Violins, their 16th studio album. Might as well just say it. Might as well just come out and say it: this album STILL has that mystique.