My gift to myself (and my sanity) this holiday season: a subscription to the Onion print edition.

A young William Shakespurr who definitely knows that Wu-Tang is for the children and to protect his neck

I’ve also got The Gooch, Joey Bada$$, and J. Catsby to round out the crew. One day a Meowthed Man and an Ol Dirty Castard will come into my life.🙏🏻

I can only imagine your dogs as protectors—which this pic clearly shows. Biggie Smalls and William Shakespurr have a snuggle sesh every single day and it’s the cutest ever.

Cannot fathom refusing to use a child’s pronouns & make sure that my sub plans explicitly include names/pronouns to avoid any issues like this. I also include phonetic pronunciation of names so that my students do not have to endure the “yeah I can’t pronounce that” bullshit. Miles deserved better.😭

^Anti- LGBTQUIA+ (needed to correct for inclusivity)

Home Depot donated $1,825,500 to 111 anti-gay politicians as well. They also have done nothing to keep ICE out of their parking lots, soooo

I’ve been lucky enough to attend one Eagles game. Music? Nobody does it better! The best part (other than the Birds win) was when whole SECTIONS started booing some guy wearing a Cowboys jersey & he ended up leaving to massive cheers & plenty of🖕🏼w/every cuss word in between. I love Philly so much

Joey Bada$$ got a fresh cut last week and is clearly an alumni of The Handsome Boy Modeling School. Serving side eye like no other (tbf, he only has one).

The firings of these journalists is far worse than what happened to Kimmel (which was totally bullshit) because he has the wealth to endure it. These journalists do not and they shouldn’t have to, but America is deeply racist at its core and has been from day 1.

Joey Bada$$ giving side eye to whoever made you cry…

Me, daily.