Megan Paige
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Megan Paige
@sparklyship.bsky.social
Queer, Poly, Neurodivergent
Two Face likes Ariana Grande.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I carved a pumpkin.
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I call these photos "Lake City, Seattle".
September 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'd hate to post a link to FBillionaire social media (that's why you get a screenshot).
August 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I've been trying to figure out why I hate Kristi Noem so much. And I think it's cuz I'm a little jealous.

She gets to do campy dress up photo ops every day. And she doesn't have to expend energy trying to be a decent person, because she does not care.

What a life.
June 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Look, I get it. I like to play dress up a lot. But Kristi Noem does it wrong. -_-

The Dean from community did it the right way.
June 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Saw this coming. People don't seem to understand kink.

I thought it was kinda sexy, but mostly amusing.

www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
Sabrina Carpenter sparks controversy with provocative 'Man's Best Friend' album cover
The artwork for Sabrina Carpenter's upcoming album "Man's Best Friend" is dividing fans with its provocative image.
www.usatoday.com
June 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Joel and I have a mutual friend, Jacque, who needs help paying for top surgery. Every little bit helps!
Donate to Donate to Jacq's Life-Changing Top Surgery, organized by Jacq Avery
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May 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Appointment made for next Thursday to get my tubes removed! Do you think they'll let me keep them in a jar or something?
May 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I have a consult tomorrow afternoon to ask for a tubal ligation. Fingers crossed they don't give me shit.
May 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Holy shit. The US government apparently owes me a fuckton of refunds in the form of taxes I shouldn't have paid. Lol.

Rfk Jr. said it.
April 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You guys, I think Christi Noem might be an actual Archer villain.

youtu.be/n9wGEqIqJRs?...
Noem turns Homeland Security role into cringey costume theater
YouTube video by MSNBC
youtu.be
April 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
You win for now, Van Gogh.

I need to switch to a fun puzzle.
March 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I have been charged with getting rid of just over 200 reference binders. My office has decided they only want to use view binders from now on.

If anyone in the Seattle area is interested, they can be picked up at Corr Cronin in downtown Seattle. Pics and sizes breakdown attached.
March 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I've been struggling to articulate why I'm unhappy with the DNC's lack of support for trans people. This is part of it.

The "progressive" party should be bending over backwards to not only help the most vulnerable, but to also broadcast that they are intrinsically valuable members of society.
So it goes without saying, but let's say it anyway: the concentration of attacks on trans people isn't because trans people are the only people fascists hate (although they absolutely do hate them). It's because they're the people they think non-fascists are least likely to defend.
March 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Eww... one of the reps who voted to censure Al Green is from WA. Gross
March 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
January 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM