noah ✨🦝
@sparklingraccoon.bsky.social
25, he/him, ph.d. student, splatoon player, local babygirl, and chronic shitposter
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i hope they cast jack black as link in the new zelda movie
March 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i hope they cast jack black as link in the new zelda movie
“bow chicka bow wow, that’s what my baby says”? she says that? you should probably get her checked out. does she need a cough drop? tea? perhaps an oil change?
March 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
“bow chicka bow wow, that’s what my baby says”? she says that? you should probably get her checked out. does she need a cough drop? tea? perhaps an oil change?
the pipes in my flat started making seal noises?? i kid you not they go “auor auaor” every time i turn on the tap now??!
March 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
the pipes in my flat started making seal noises?? i kid you not they go “auor auaor” every time i turn on the tap now??!
i’m on the “treating myself like a dog” mindset, aka calling myself a good boy and giving myself outside time
March 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i’m on the “treating myself like a dog” mindset, aka calling myself a good boy and giving myself outside time
today while teaching i got a notif from bumble… while i was plugged into the projector… my students know too much now
February 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
today while teaching i got a notif from bumble… while i was plugged into the projector… my students know too much now
my heart has a hole the size and shape of a really, really big bowl of noodles
February 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
my heart has a hole the size and shape of a really, really big bowl of noodles
the can of worms is open and oh baby, i’m the worms
January 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
the can of worms is open and oh baby, i’m the worms
hey don’t forget to journal! we don’t want The Thoughts to consume you, now do we?
January 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
hey don’t forget to journal! we don’t want The Thoughts to consume you, now do we?
mentally i’m here
January 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
mentally i’m here
i got ethernet connection and it’s SO SMOOTH! my stream didn’t drop once last night! yippee!!!!
January 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i got ethernet connection and it’s SO SMOOTH! my stream didn’t drop once last night! yippee!!!!
my brain cells revising my manuscript’s abstract for the millionth time
December 29, 2024 at 4:55 PM
my brain cells revising my manuscript’s abstract for the millionth time
i need a term like “academic weapon” without the violent connotations. i wanna sound dramatic and powerful but also well-intentioned. is that too much to ask?
December 27, 2024 at 10:48 PM
i need a term like “academic weapon” without the violent connotations. i wanna sound dramatic and powerful but also well-intentioned. is that too much to ask?
be the change you want to see!! i’ve done some things i’ve always wanted to do this week, including:
- start a minecraft create mod server!
- obtain and pot a river rush! (it craves the goop)
- get a world map with push pins in it to display my travels!
- start a minecraft create mod server!
- obtain and pot a river rush! (it craves the goop)
- get a world map with push pins in it to display my travels!
December 25, 2024 at 5:32 AM
be the change you want to see!! i’ve done some things i’ve always wanted to do this week, including:
- start a minecraft create mod server!
- obtain and pot a river rush! (it craves the goop)
- get a world map with push pins in it to display my travels!
- start a minecraft create mod server!
- obtain and pot a river rush! (it craves the goop)
- get a world map with push pins in it to display my travels!
dating apps are so 2024. 2025 is the year where everyone calls me pretty irl and admits their undying love for me
December 22, 2024 at 4:46 PM
dating apps are so 2024. 2025 is the year where everyone calls me pretty irl and admits their undying love for me
why is chinese food the only one with fortune cookies? we need to put little messages in cannolis or conchas or something. give me gulab jamun that tells me my “financial prospects are blossoming”!
December 17, 2024 at 6:33 AM
why is chinese food the only one with fortune cookies? we need to put little messages in cannolis or conchas or something. give me gulab jamun that tells me my “financial prospects are blossoming”!
brown eyed girls were made by Big Van Morrison to sell more Cute
December 11, 2024 at 4:57 AM
brown eyed girls were made by Big Van Morrison to sell more Cute
i’m going to a conference in washington, dc next week! downtime activities will include
- being sexy at the smithsonian
- going on hot girl runs at the capitol
- editing my manuscript at a cafe (i’m the hottest one there)
- kicking ted cruz in the balls
- being sexy at the smithsonian
- going on hot girl runs at the capitol
- editing my manuscript at a cafe (i’m the hottest one there)
- kicking ted cruz in the balls
December 6, 2024 at 3:50 PM
i’m going to a conference in washington, dc next week! downtime activities will include
- being sexy at the smithsonian
- going on hot girl runs at the capitol
- editing my manuscript at a cafe (i’m the hottest one there)
- kicking ted cruz in the balls
- being sexy at the smithsonian
- going on hot girl runs at the capitol
- editing my manuscript at a cafe (i’m the hottest one there)
- kicking ted cruz in the balls
spotify wrapped is a fantastic excuse for everyone to talk about their interests and emotions!!
e.g., i listen to 有頂天 by POLKADOT STINGRAY near daily because it makes me feel so uplifted and aspirational <3
e.g., i listen to 有頂天 by POLKADOT STINGRAY near daily because it makes me feel so uplifted and aspirational <3
December 4, 2024 at 4:38 PM
spotify wrapped is a fantastic excuse for everyone to talk about their interests and emotions!!
e.g., i listen to 有頂天 by POLKADOT STINGRAY near daily because it makes me feel so uplifted and aspirational <3
e.g., i listen to 有頂天 by POLKADOT STINGRAY near daily because it makes me feel so uplifted and aspirational <3
making your own dumplings brings a visceral joy like nothing else. are they kinda ugly? yes. but are they delicious? very much so <3
December 3, 2024 at 6:44 AM
making your own dumplings brings a visceral joy like nothing else. are they kinda ugly? yes. but are they delicious? very much so <3
Reposted by noah ✨🦝
"N5 JLPT" stands for Nihon-Go Jouzu Language Proficiency Test
December 2, 2024 at 12:00 AM
"N5 JLPT" stands for Nihon-Go Jouzu Language Proficiency Test
me: general tso's chicken? it truly can't get better than this!
guy who's about to show me specific tso's chicken: buddy...
guy who's about to show me specific tso's chicken: buddy...
December 1, 2024 at 3:21 AM
me: general tso's chicken? it truly can't get better than this!
guy who's about to show me specific tso's chicken: buddy...
guy who's about to show me specific tso's chicken: buddy...
as a scientist, it’s my life’s goal to publish a paper with a really goofy acronym. like it would be a dream to see someone say “we used the LASAGNA protocol popularized by noah et al.” and it have nothing to do with lasagna
November 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
as a scientist, it’s my life’s goal to publish a paper with a really goofy acronym. like it would be a dream to see someone say “we used the LASAGNA protocol popularized by noah et al.” and it have nothing to do with lasagna
*talkbox voice* chipi harder chapa better dubi faster daba stronger
a close up of a hamster eating food from a container .
ALT: a close up of a hamster eating food from a container .
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November 28, 2024 at 3:09 AM
*talkbox voice* chipi harder chapa better dubi faster daba stronger
doing dishes at home: bad, horrible, i would rather die
doing dishes in the ✨lab✨: stellar, cutting-edge, therapeutic, sexy
doing dishes in the ✨lab✨: stellar, cutting-edge, therapeutic, sexy
November 27, 2024 at 1:35 AM
doing dishes at home: bad, horrible, i would rather die
doing dishes in the ✨lab✨: stellar, cutting-edge, therapeutic, sexy
doing dishes in the ✨lab✨: stellar, cutting-edge, therapeutic, sexy
Reposted by noah ✨🦝
woomy? no. woo me!!
make me feel like i'm the center of your universe
make me feel like i'm the center of your universe
November 24, 2024 at 8:09 PM
woomy? no. woo me!!
make me feel like i'm the center of your universe
make me feel like i'm the center of your universe