Sparkling Blue
@sparklingblue.bsky.social
Friend of The Squad. Tech enthusiast. Video games. Doctor Who. Sailor Moon. New Swiftie. She/Her.
Email from Google: “Black Friday deals are going fast” my corporation in Christ, it is not even Black Friday yet
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Email from Google: “Black Friday deals are going fast” my corporation in Christ, it is not even Black Friday yet
Me: *looks at a product once out of curiosity*
Retailer: *emails for the next week about buying that item, hurry up, it’s about to sell out, you still have a chance to get that item!*
Retailer: *emails for the next week about buying that item, hurry up, it’s about to sell out, you still have a chance to get that item!*
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me: *looks at a product once out of curiosity*
Retailer: *emails for the next week about buying that item, hurry up, it’s about to sell out, you still have a chance to get that item!*
Retailer: *emails for the next week about buying that item, hurry up, it’s about to sell out, you still have a chance to get that item!*
My brain works in weird ways. I just heard someone say “Mary Stuart Masterson” and my brain went “Madonna - Live to Tell” - “Sean Penn - At Close Range” and sure enough, MSM was in that movie. I haven’t seen it in 20+ years at least.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My brain works in weird ways. I just heard someone say “Mary Stuart Masterson” and my brain went “Madonna - Live to Tell” - “Sean Penn - At Close Range” and sure enough, MSM was in that movie. I haven’t seen it in 20+ years at least.
I like how the firefighter is like, “you sure, you’re really really sure, you want me to hit this grease fire with a water hose?”
Notice how adding water is bad.
Follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer. Use your turkey fryer away from your home. Have a working fire extinguisher.
Follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer. Use your turkey fryer away from your home. Have a working fire extinguisher.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I like how the firefighter is like, “you sure, you’re really really sure, you want me to hit this grease fire with a water hose?”
Me to bank: your app is throwing this error on login.
Bank: to login we’ll need to verify all this info over the phone.
Me: I can login, I’m telling you this error message is coming up.
Bank: we don’t have any reports of that error but we can troubleshoot with you if you call in.
🤦🏻♀️
Bank: to login we’ll need to verify all this info over the phone.
Me: I can login, I’m telling you this error message is coming up.
Bank: we don’t have any reports of that error but we can troubleshoot with you if you call in.
🤦🏻♀️
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Me to bank: your app is throwing this error on login.
Bank: to login we’ll need to verify all this info over the phone.
Me: I can login, I’m telling you this error message is coming up.
Bank: we don’t have any reports of that error but we can troubleshoot with you if you call in.
🤦🏻♀️
Bank: to login we’ll need to verify all this info over the phone.
Me: I can login, I’m telling you this error message is coming up.
Bank: we don’t have any reports of that error but we can troubleshoot with you if you call in.
🤦🏻♀️
Reposted by Sparkling Blue
Niche complaint: I don't want to hear when your podcast goes "live from [x event]", because now the sound quality is 70% worse than the studio version, and 40% of the episode is muffled crowd reaction sounds
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Niche complaint: I don't want to hear when your podcast goes "live from [x event]", because now the sound quality is 70% worse than the studio version, and 40% of the episode is muffled crowd reaction sounds
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
@vogelbomb.bsky.social someone freak out with me? @anneyreese.bsky.social
@hollyfrey.bsky.social holy shit I’m watching a TikTok ad with Dan Aykroyd and I saw you! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DwyKdo/
TikTok - Make Your Day
www.tiktok.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
@vogelbomb.bsky.social someone freak out with me? @anneyreese.bsky.social
@hollyfrey.bsky.social holy shit I’m watching a TikTok ad with Dan Aykroyd and I saw you! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DwyKdo/
TikTok - Make Your Day
www.tiktok.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@hollyfrey.bsky.social holy shit I’m watching a TikTok ad with Dan Aykroyd and I saw you! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DwyKdo/
You have ten days to prepare. Do what you can. www.themassblackout.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You have ten days to prepare. Do what you can. www.themassblackout.com
Lady Gaga lyrics + my brain = “How bad do u want (to get rid of) me?”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Lady Gaga lyrics + my brain = “How bad do u want (to get rid of) me?”
@jencoleslaw.bsky.social happy national pickle day!
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
@jencoleslaw.bsky.social happy national pickle day!
I’m usually Frank until I’m the one with the cat in my lap. 😆
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m usually Frank until I’m the one with the cat in my lap. 😆
I wish online shops would stop offering me a discount for my email, and then springing on me that I need to share my phone number too. I don’t want spam texts. (Yeah I have a Google voice for this where it works and also I can set a silent text tone.)
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I wish online shops would stop offering me a discount for my email, and then springing on me that I need to share my phone number too. I don’t want spam texts. (Yeah I have a Google voice for this where it works and also I can set a silent text tone.)
@vogelbomb.bsky.social @anneyreese.bsky.social this reminded me of your whole-apple pie video with Julia Skinner. Atomic Shrimp made an apple pie 100% out of apples, crust and all. youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?...
100% Apple. This Apple Pie Contains Only Apples
YouTube video by Atomic Shrimp
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
@vogelbomb.bsky.social @anneyreese.bsky.social this reminded me of your whole-apple pie video with Julia Skinner. Atomic Shrimp made an apple pie 100% out of apples, crust and all. youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?...
I love the same-sex marriage victory but I would like to see much less of Kim Davis’ face in my feed.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I love the same-sex marriage victory but I would like to see much less of Kim Davis’ face in my feed.
Reposted by Sparkling Blue
THE SUPREME COURT WON’T REVISIT GAY MARRIAGE
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
LOVE IS LOVE
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
LOVE WINS. AGAIN AND AGAIN.
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
(and a big fuck you to Kim Davis. Babe, it’s over. Go find another hobby. Buhbye)
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
LOVE IS LOVE
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
LOVE WINS. AGAIN AND AGAIN.
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
(and a big fuck you to Kim Davis. Babe, it’s over. Go find another hobby. Buhbye)
Supreme Court won't revisit landmark decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
Kim Davis asked the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges appealing damages she owed a gay couple after she denied them a marriage license.
www.usatoday.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
THE SUPREME COURT WON’T REVISIT GAY MARRIAGE
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
LOVE IS LOVE
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
LOVE WINS. AGAIN AND AGAIN.
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
(and a big fuck you to Kim Davis. Babe, it’s over. Go find another hobby. Buhbye)
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
LOVE IS LOVE
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
LOVE WINS. AGAIN AND AGAIN.
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
(and a big fuck you to Kim Davis. Babe, it’s over. Go find another hobby. Buhbye)
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM