Sparkle Salsa
@sparklesalsa.bsky.social
A gremlin that lives in comment sections.
Winding embroidery floss makes brain go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
March 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Winding embroidery floss makes brain go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Why wind bobbins of floss by hand when you can spend 2 weeks working out a complicated system using an electric screw driver and drill chuck attachments that don't fit and therefore you have to find drill chuck adapters that also don't fit?
March 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Why wind bobbins of floss by hand when you can spend 2 weeks working out a complicated system using an electric screw driver and drill chuck attachments that don't fit and therefore you have to find drill chuck adapters that also don't fit?
UGH the inner turmoil of fighting with your sibling but still finding a game you want to share with them in the Steam Sale
Do I allow myself the petty moment and hold off sharing the game, or will the mature adult in me win?
......Who am I kidding I am a child
Do I allow myself the petty moment and hold off sharing the game, or will the mature adult in me win?
......Who am I kidding I am a child
March 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
UGH the inner turmoil of fighting with your sibling but still finding a game you want to share with them in the Steam Sale
Do I allow myself the petty moment and hold off sharing the game, or will the mature adult in me win?
......Who am I kidding I am a child
Do I allow myself the petty moment and hold off sharing the game, or will the mature adult in me win?
......Who am I kidding I am a child
Sometimes you just gotta send your bestie an uncomfortable amount of possum gifs.
a small opossum is standing on a wooden floor
ALT: a small opossum is standing on a wooden floor
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March 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sometimes you just gotta send your bestie an uncomfortable amount of possum gifs.
I love mini eggs, but I do not purchase them, because I will purchase the big bag, and I am not acquainted with self restraint.
March 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I love mini eggs, but I do not purchase them, because I will purchase the big bag, and I am not acquainted with self restraint.
I think I mentioned mushrooms once in a post and ever since I've regularly had mushrooms pop up on my feed. I'm not complaining, I built this feed brick by brick, but where are my BL posts, Bluesky?!
March 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think I mentioned mushrooms once in a post and ever since I've regularly had mushrooms pop up on my feed. I'm not complaining, I built this feed brick by brick, but where are my BL posts, Bluesky?!
I'm in a cage match with insomnia, and when I start to finally get some good kicks in and sleep is near, the Ref, AKA Nightmares about working retail, hits me with a folding chair.
March 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'm in a cage match with insomnia, and when I start to finally get some good kicks in and sleep is near, the Ref, AKA Nightmares about working retail, hits me with a folding chair.
Seriously considering learning Japanese so I can read all the works of my fave BL artists...
But alas, AM DUMDUM AND CAN'T WORD OKAY EVEN IN ENGLISH
But alas, AM DUMDUM AND CAN'T WORD OKAY EVEN IN ENGLISH
a person standing on a dock with the word slasher on the bottom right
ALT: a person standing on a dock with the word slasher on the bottom right
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March 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Seriously considering learning Japanese so I can read all the works of my fave BL artists...
But alas, AM DUMDUM AND CAN'T WORD OKAY EVEN IN ENGLISH
But alas, AM DUMDUM AND CAN'T WORD OKAY EVEN IN ENGLISH
I'm a little late to the start of this but Ramadan Kareem Bluesky!
March 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm a little late to the start of this but Ramadan Kareem Bluesky!
I love working cross stitch! Spending hours adding stitch after stitch to the fabric, then spending hours ripping those stitches out when you're one stitch off....
a close up of a person 's face with their eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with their eyes closed
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March 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I love working cross stitch! Spending hours adding stitch after stitch to the fabric, then spending hours ripping those stitches out when you're one stitch off....
My bestie just told me she'd ban forehead smooches if I didn't go to sleep soon and LET ME TELL YOU I am headed to bed
March 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My bestie just told me she'd ban forehead smooches if I didn't go to sleep soon and LET ME TELL YOU I am headed to bed
I'm debating turning this account into a BL (Boy's Love) review account. There are a few things to note;
1. I have an embarrassing amount of BL to review.
2. I would then reveal to people I'm close to the BL I've read.
3. ????
4. Profit. I assume.
1. I have an embarrassing amount of BL to review.
2. I would then reveal to people I'm close to the BL I've read.
3. ????
4. Profit. I assume.
February 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm debating turning this account into a BL (Boy's Love) review account. There are a few things to note;
1. I have an embarrassing amount of BL to review.
2. I would then reveal to people I'm close to the BL I've read.
3. ????
4. Profit. I assume.
1. I have an embarrassing amount of BL to review.
2. I would then reveal to people I'm close to the BL I've read.
3. ????
4. Profit. I assume.
Got myself some spicy ramen! ....And instantly splashed myself in the eyeball with spicy broth. I FEEL ALIVE AND FULL OF REGRET!
February 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Got myself some spicy ramen! ....And instantly splashed myself in the eyeball with spicy broth. I FEEL ALIVE AND FULL OF REGRET!
Just installed a new SSD into my PC! ....It was so scary, I haven't fiddled with a PC's guts in so long it was like looking at a optical illusion with the option to blow up my computer
(Thank you to my friend who gave me encouragement)
(Thank you to my friend who gave me encouragement)
February 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just installed a new SSD into my PC! ....It was so scary, I haven't fiddled with a PC's guts in so long it was like looking at a optical illusion with the option to blow up my computer
(Thank you to my friend who gave me encouragement)
(Thank you to my friend who gave me encouragement)
I crocheted a little frog! ...I promise he's a frog and not just a lump
January 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I crocheted a little frog! ...I promise he's a frog and not just a lump
"Ooooo I wonder if there are more little mushroom patterns for crochet" ponders the woman as she opens Etsy, all while being haunted by a big project she won't make eye contact with
January 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"Ooooo I wonder if there are more little mushroom patterns for crochet" ponders the woman as she opens Etsy, all while being haunted by a big project she won't make eye contact with
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This is Fabio. He is young at heart and several centuries old everywhere else. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
January 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is Fabio. He is young at heart and several centuries old everywhere else. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
I lost 3 followers from this, so I've decided to call it a day and drink a bottle of Frank's Red hot sauce
Sometimes you just gotta drink a bottle of Frank's Red hot sauce and call it a day
January 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I lost 3 followers from this, so I've decided to call it a day and drink a bottle of Frank's Red hot sauce
Sometimes you just gotta drink a bottle of Frank's Red hot sauce and call it a day
January 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sometimes you just gotta drink a bottle of Frank's Red hot sauce and call it a day
"Yay! I got more yarn!" Exclaimed the girl with zero yarn storage
January 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"Yay! I got more yarn!" Exclaimed the girl with zero yarn storage
I love my new profile picture, it's fantastic, but now I have to go and change ALL my profile pictures and that is.... less than fantastic...
January 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I love my new profile picture, it's fantastic, but now I have to go and change ALL my profile pictures and that is.... less than fantastic...
My favourite temp for soup? So hot it burns all the way down to my belly button. It makes me feel alive and over writes any current regrets I have, by introducing a newer, hotter regret.
January 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My favourite temp for soup? So hot it burns all the way down to my belly button. It makes me feel alive and over writes any current regrets I have, by introducing a newer, hotter regret.
My Frog Detective Plush arrived! He is ready to solve crimes and wear hats (Tiny hats, as is the lore)
January 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My Frog Detective Plush arrived! He is ready to solve crimes and wear hats (Tiny hats, as is the lore)
I painted my nails today for the first time in decades.
....Now I keep startling myself when I see unfamiliar hands at my keyboard.
....Now I keep startling myself when I see unfamiliar hands at my keyboard.
January 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I painted my nails today for the first time in decades.
....Now I keep startling myself when I see unfamiliar hands at my keyboard.
....Now I keep startling myself when I see unfamiliar hands at my keyboard.
I once said that granny squares were my weakness. It's still true, but today I succeeded in one! It just took dozens of attempts at the same pattern. (Link to said pattern to follow)
December 28, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I once said that granny squares were my weakness. It's still true, but today I succeeded in one! It just took dozens of attempts at the same pattern. (Link to said pattern to follow)