SparkGod
@sparkgod.bsky.social
Classically trained geologist, self taught cat mechanic, music, politics, life, shitpost, ITYSL, question answerer, pretend dancer
Send me a rock pic and it’s location and maybe I’ll tell you how it got there
Send me a rock pic and it’s location and maybe I’ll tell you how it got there
She’s a hairy wizard
November 15, 2024 at 5:29 PM
She’s a hairy wizard
Anyone talking about the horrors and atrocities committed by the fascist state of Israel on here?
November 21, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Anyone talking about the horrors and atrocities committed by the fascist state of Israel on here?
Pls for the love of god quit knocking it’s a coffee shop we all have to poop and this is gonna be awhile
November 12, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Pls for the love of god quit knocking it’s a coffee shop we all have to poop and this is gonna be awhile
I can’t believe she said that but she’s right
November 10, 2023 at 10:46 PM
I can’t believe she said that but she’s right
Why do I text like that lol
November 10, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Why do I text like that lol
When you pull up to a two stall bathroom and rip a loud fart, the other guy leaves, kinda like how real shit clears the bs #staygrindin
October 25, 2023 at 3:44 PM
When you pull up to a two stall bathroom and rip a loud fart, the other guy leaves, kinda like how real shit clears the bs #staygrindin
This is an eclogite- you can tell by how it is
October 18, 2023 at 5:54 PM
This is an eclogite- you can tell by how it is
People talk/post too much, we should all be a bit quieter
October 18, 2023 at 5:50 PM
People talk/post too much, we should all be a bit quieter
Can we go back to dueling please
October 17, 2023 at 3:52 PM
Can we go back to dueling please
She’s just going thru a lot right now, she usually much more polite
October 13, 2023 at 4:37 PM
She’s just going thru a lot right now, she usually much more polite
One chaider and I’m feeling wistful
October 13, 2023 at 4:31 PM
One chaider and I’m feeling wistful
How does one remain “happy go lucky” when there is a war of misinformation
October 12, 2023 at 4:57 PM
How does one remain “happy go lucky” when there is a war of misinformation
Every drake album review is like: “umm it’s not what I thought, but uhhhhh Drake DID NOT disappoint. A few skips, like 2 unplayable songs, production is CLEAN, not really what I wanted… but NOT disappointing!! Rate 8.5/10 AOTY contender FR”
October 6, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Every drake album review is like: “umm it’s not what I thought, but uhhhhh Drake DID NOT disappoint. A few skips, like 2 unplayable songs, production is CLEAN, not really what I wanted… but NOT disappointing!! Rate 8.5/10 AOTY contender FR”
RIP Young King Dave, you would’ve loved the weather today
September 18, 2023 at 11:47 PM
RIP Young King Dave, you would’ve loved the weather today
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You think this is funny? Like I’m joking?? No, I KNOW for a FACT that’s a 12 hit bowl
July 30, 2023 at 12:07 AM
You think this is funny? Like I’m joking?? No, I KNOW for a FACT that’s a 12 hit bowl
My weekly-ish cat post
September 18, 2023 at 11:41 PM
My weekly-ish cat post
Always remember to pin and checkout the new skies feed
September 18, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Always remember to pin and checkout the new skies feed
RETURN OF THE MACK
Reskeet me so I can get some more codes, x is titanic-ing
Reskeet me so I can get some more codes, x is titanic-ing
September 18, 2023 at 6:42 PM
RETURN OF THE MACK
Reskeet me so I can get some more codes, x is titanic-ing
Reskeet me so I can get some more codes, x is titanic-ing
Boss: Johnson! where have you been?
J: Remember last week when I asked you where to find a list of names, things, etc with references to the places they occur?
B: yes in the indices!
J: okay this is embarrassing
B: No..
J: it’s what you think
B
J: I’m not wet because I dried off on the way
J: Remember last week when I asked you where to find a list of names, things, etc with references to the places they occur?
B: yes in the indices!
J: okay this is embarrassing
B: No..
J: it’s what you think
B
J: I’m not wet because I dried off on the way
September 8, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Boss: Johnson! where have you been?
J: Remember last week when I asked you where to find a list of names, things, etc with references to the places they occur?
B: yes in the indices!
J: okay this is embarrassing
B: No..
J: it’s what you think
B
J: I’m not wet because I dried off on the way
J: Remember last week when I asked you where to find a list of names, things, etc with references to the places they occur?
B: yes in the indices!
J: okay this is embarrassing
B: No..
J: it’s what you think
B
J: I’m not wet because I dried off on the way
Me when I’m not beating the sleepy guy allegations
September 5, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Me when I’m not beating the sleepy guy allegations
An ethereal wind blows through soul, without thinking I whisper
“The mc rib is nearly back”
“The mc rib is nearly back”
September 3, 2023 at 5:37 AM
An ethereal wind blows through soul, without thinking I whisper
“The mc rib is nearly back”
“The mc rib is nearly back”
It’s my birthday I’ll shit my pants if I want to
August 31, 2023 at 12:31 PM
It’s my birthday I’ll shit my pants if I want to
The new Mick Jenkins album is ⛽️⛽️⛽️
August 24, 2023 at 1:04 PM
The new Mick Jenkins album is ⛽️⛽️⛽️
