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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. || 🇵🇸
@sparkfriendship.bsky.social
Former captain of the Hachiko Sports Team. Protector of Kemono. Dream journalist.

(Parody account. Not affiliated with 90% Studios. Twitter - @SparkFriendship)
Somewhere, a bell tolls.

A seal weakens.

Sparky Fucks is one step closer to freedom.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Well, sort of, combine a dragon and a cat ...

And that's Lute. I'm not describing any of the things she's keeping. I'm describing her. In a good way. Think about it and it'll make sense.
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
... Right. I'll be fine, I... should be fine.

(Still sounds more like he's telling himself to be okay instead of actually being okay, but... it's something.)

And... I want to spend a lot of time with you, too.
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I've gotten cognizant enough of myself to realize sometimes people aren't ready for how I sound when I sing, haha...
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
(... He lets out a quiet breath, and hugs her tighter.)
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
(... He's gone a little limp in her arms.)

... it's... it should be okay, right...? It should be... I should be fine.
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Mitofritz.
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Well, yeah, there's more, but food is important, you know...

... And also huskies talking about music usually leads to husky howling and I don't know if you want to hear that right now.
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Right, right! I've been -

(... He very quickly goes from eagerly preparing to recount the past, to... freezing up as he remembers what exactly he did most recently.)

... right. I... yeah. I... killed someone.
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
... And come to think of it she might have mentioned a certain Pearl who she hopes someone can convince to eat less microwaved noodles...
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
... Hey. She's got about 97 other reasons she's cool, just so you know.
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I'm gonna get torn to shreds someday...
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I'll need to carefully examine my friend group for insiders... they might be releasing information to invite the masses...

... Oh, um. Yeah! I'm Sparky. Nice to meet you! I think I need to broaden my horizons with humans so it's nice to meet more!
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
(He goes straight backwards like a two by four that got tipped over. Heap on the ground...)

Ahaaa ah,, oh pawd, my legs forgot how to work,

(He seems fine, though... if the way he's hugging tightly back is any indication.)
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
MY FIANCE IS IN THE - ??
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
... Lutes!!!

(Oh that's an audibly wagging tail.)
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
... I knew they were in on it all.
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM