-devish-
sparer-alpaca.bsky.social
-devish-
@sparer-alpaca.bsky.social
30something and a mess of a person.
I live in a trailer, down by the river.
California transplant in the south.
Hella.
Pinned
In an effort to find other weirdos like me...*ahem* boobs, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek (not Enterprise, ew), occult, Rocky Horror Picture Show, crafting, hella, LGBTQIA, tattoos, books, gardening, kinky, foodie, naps, 420, dancing, goth.

And this is the house that Jack built.
Imagine birth control trying to kill you...

Don't have to. It tried.
March 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Did I just purchase 5 yards of pickle flannel? Yes.

Do I have any idea what I'm going to do with it? No.
March 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Sprocket isn't happy, but when you decide that you're a Big, Bad Outdoor Cat™️, you get the GPS collar.
March 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
March 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Another gnarly vet bill. That's $800 this month at the vet. Ugh.
February 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Having a hard day. Let my cat out as usual yesterday and haven't seen him since.
February 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It should be more socially acceptable to say 'Thats not what I asked' to people.
February 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Coming into my DMs trying to sell me something will always get you blocked.
February 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Concert list for the year so far...
Marilyn Manson in May
GWAR in June and Weird Al in July. Hopefully adding more!
February 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Reposted by -devish-
“how do you deal with stress and anxiety?”

me :
February 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Well, the vet just cost nearly $600. Fuck me, man.
February 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bottle brushed and hole punched all in one go. The doc sure knows how to treat a lady.

🤣
February 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It'd be nice to have such perfect eyebrows...
February 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My sweet boy waiting for his gf to show up, only to have his gf's husband show up instead 🤣🤣
February 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A rodent doesn't decide if there are 6 more weeks of winter. There are ALWAYS 6 more weeks of winter. Spring equinox isn't until March.
February 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's gonna be a good and lazy Sunday. Time to play some Stardew Valley and veg!
February 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
A two-fer post today! Happy Saturday!
February 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Is it so much to ask to just be able to exist in linen clothing and a big hat while smoking a joint and gardening?
February 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In an effort to find other weirdos like me...*ahem* boobs, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek (not Enterprise, ew), occult, Rocky Horror Picture Show, crafting, hella, LGBTQIA, tattoos, books, gardening, kinky, foodie, naps, 420, dancing, goth.

And this is the house that Jack built.
February 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM