The Mysterious Mr P
@spara79.bsky.social
I like video games, Doctor Who, The Cure, Nottingham Forest, Football Manager, my dog and doing anything creative. I have two daughters and a wife who have tried to convince me that Taylor Swift is a genius and I am beginning to think they might be right.
@tftimemachine.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social @profanityswan.bsky.social
Schoolyard bullshitters
Schoolyard bullshitters
April 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@tftimemachine.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social @profanityswan.bsky.social
Schoolyard bullshitters
Schoolyard bullshitters
This is libellous. I had nothing to do with it. True, I was in Paris that night, but I’d just been sightseeing in my white Fiat Uno.
February 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This is libellous. I had nothing to do with it. True, I was in Paris that night, but I’d just been sightseeing in my white Fiat Uno.
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it B&W 🖤🩶🤍
February 2, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it B&W 🖤🩶🤍
Our Premier League nicknames that the press call us every week:
Season 1: Newly-promoted Nottingham Forest
Season 2: Relegation-threatened Nottingham Forest
Season 3: High-flying Nottingham Forest
#nffc
Season 1: Newly-promoted Nottingham Forest
Season 2: Relegation-threatened Nottingham Forest
Season 3: High-flying Nottingham Forest
#nffc
January 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Our Premier League nicknames that the press call us every week:
Season 1: Newly-promoted Nottingham Forest
Season 2: Relegation-threatened Nottingham Forest
Season 3: High-flying Nottingham Forest
#nffc
Season 1: Newly-promoted Nottingham Forest
Season 2: Relegation-threatened Nottingham Forest
Season 3: High-flying Nottingham Forest
#nffc
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 12:43 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
People say that but it’s not true though. The 3 promoted teams went down last year, but the teams that came up in 21/22 are currently 4th, 5th and 9th. #nffc
December 24, 2024 at 9:02 AM
People say that but it’s not true though. The 3 promoted teams went down last year, but the teams that came up in 21/22 are currently 4th, 5th and 9th. #nffc
Luckily for me there was only one option left by line 5. Phew!
December 13, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Luckily for me there was only one option left by line 5. Phew!
December 4, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Mine was from when ‘Tommy Robinson’ was pelted by milkshake.
November 27, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Mine was from when ‘Tommy Robinson’ was pelted by milkshake.
My pinned tweet on the bad place was from the time someone threw milkshake all over him.
Went semi-viral at the time!
Went semi-viral at the time!
November 17, 2024 at 12:21 PM
My pinned tweet on the bad place was from the time someone threw milkshake all over him.
Went semi-viral at the time!
Went semi-viral at the time!
Here is my dog. His name is Yogi. #dogsofBluesky
November 16, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Here is my dog. His name is Yogi. #dogsofBluesky
Can I introduce a dog to the conversation? Is he welcome?
November 14, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Can I introduce a dog to the conversation? Is he welcome?