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"be ruthless to systems, be kind to people" michael jamal brooks
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Still when I walk into this super plain ass studio I'll be the very model of a modern fuckin dude who's broke
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's like this and like that and
Like a bridge over troubled water
December 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
You just get out what they put in.
And they never put in enough.
Love is like a bottle of gin,
but a bottle of gin is not like love.
September 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Butt don't concern itself with the opinions of shit
August 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
dad chimes in with a "haven't you kids ever heard of eating a goddamn digiorno?"
May 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
may your haters become waiters outside the bathroom you're destroying
April 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
ooooh baby i like to drawwww
April 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
woah here he comes
watch out school, he'll clean you up
woah here he comes
janitor
February 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
the new one piece lego sets are the greatest dad joke setup ever, everyone who asks for one as a gift please record yourself asking 🙏
January 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
starting a fight with another dad at this Frozen-themed birthday party:

🎶 do you want to fuckin go man 🎶
January 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Reposted by nano
The genre of reporting where the news purports to tell us everything we need to know or “all the news that’s fit to print” is one of the most pernicious and socially destructive forms of contemporary propaganda. Slow subversive crushing of curiosity and bolstering of arrogance.
Not seen in NYT's "what to know" about Pam Bondi: the only thing you need to know, that she fired prosecutors in her office who were investigating companies engaged in foreclosure fraud, after receiving thousands of dollars in donations from those companies.
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 PM
sometimes when i'm reading reviews of restaurants i'll see a 1-star review written by someone so obviously annoying that i'll try the place just because i know someone like that won't be around
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 AM
lil buddy's new masterpiece
November 20, 2024 at 10:57 PM
my mom followed everything kris kristofferson did and my dad followed everything susan serandon did and would tease each other about celebrity crushes but honestly i think that's where they both got the politics they'd later pass down
November 18, 2024 at 5:18 AM
never wanted perfect teeth til i had so much to smile about
November 17, 2024 at 7:28 AM
"it's a long run battle for hearts and minds"

my dad used to say this shit in what seemed like very random situations but now i realize how many hearts and minds he won by staying focused on the end goal of a better world
November 17, 2024 at 6:24 AM
i keep catching myself in these moments i've chased and i'm truly happy individually but the missing component is everyone around me getting it too

it's hard to enjoy islands of happiness in an ocean of misery
November 16, 2024 at 6:03 AM
i don't play competitive life
November 15, 2024 at 7:06 PM
November 15, 2024 at 5:06 AM