Spanky Quigman, Esquire, LLC
@spankyq.bsky.social
I am optometrist by nature, you know?
Depends on which hometown...
From Tampa, picadillo (picture is from Pipo's Restaurant, which also has the best bistec empanizado sandwich in town, IMO)
From St. Louis, a slinger
From San Francisco (and thereabouts), a Mission-style burrito
From Tampa, picadillo (picture is from Pipo's Restaurant, which also has the best bistec empanizado sandwich in town, IMO)
From St. Louis, a slinger
From San Francisco (and thereabouts), a Mission-style burrito
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Depends on which hometown...
From Tampa, picadillo (picture is from Pipo's Restaurant, which also has the best bistec empanizado sandwich in town, IMO)
From St. Louis, a slinger
From San Francisco (and thereabouts), a Mission-style burrito
From Tampa, picadillo (picture is from Pipo's Restaurant, which also has the best bistec empanizado sandwich in town, IMO)
From St. Louis, a slinger
From San Francisco (and thereabouts), a Mission-style burrito
Okay I lol’ed at this
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Okay I lol’ed at this
I love this so much @shakespeare.lol @dicknixon.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love this so much @shakespeare.lol @dicknixon.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yeah this makes sense.
November 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Yeah this makes sense.
Sent by a friend of mine’s son, just for background
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Sent by a friend of mine’s son, just for background
October 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
For context, we had a lovely chihuahua mix named Pepita who was one of the sweetest loveliest beings in all of creation.
October 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
For context, we had a lovely chihuahua mix named Pepita who was one of the sweetest loveliest beings in all of creation.
Here’s someone who’s such a pure Democrat that he can’t support the Democratic nominee for NYC mayor because there weren’t enough voters in the Democratic primary based and the nominee is not as dedicated as the very pure Democrat who always supports Democrats (except for here because see above).
September 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Here’s someone who’s such a pure Democrat that he can’t support the Democratic nominee for NYC mayor because there weren’t enough voters in the Democratic primary based and the nominee is not as dedicated as the very pure Democrat who always supports Democrats (except for here because see above).
What the actual hell is wrong with you, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social? Are you truly this tone deaf and detached from what your base believes? Who is this supposed to convince of anything?
September 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
What the actual hell is wrong with you, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social? Are you truly this tone deaf and detached from what your base believes? Who is this supposed to convince of anything?
Here’s the very top part of the “AI overview” in your first screenshot, dipshit. Yes, I also know how to use Google but I also apparently know to read the whole fucking thing, including the part that directly contradicts your point.
September 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Here’s the very top part of the “AI overview” in your first screenshot, dipshit. Yes, I also know how to use Google but I also apparently know to read the whole fucking thing, including the part that directly contradicts your point.
Which is why you've been replying for hours and telling people to shove spoons up their ass and what not. You're definitely not very mad and *definitely* don't care.
September 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Which is why you've been replying for hours and telling people to shove spoons up their ass and what not. You're definitely not very mad and *definitely* don't care.
Physician, heal thyself.
And again, I'm still not sure why you think I'm mad. "Then who the fuck asked you?" sounds pretty mad, though.
And again, I'm still not sure why you think I'm mad. "Then who the fuck asked you?" sounds pretty mad, though.
September 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Physician, heal thyself.
And again, I'm still not sure why you think I'm mad. "Then who the fuck asked you?" sounds pretty mad, though.
And again, I'm still not sure why you think I'm mad. "Then who the fuck asked you?" sounds pretty mad, though.
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
Of course @chatterton.bsky.social thought this was interesting, so he disabled replies and quote-reposts. He still hasn’t said why he responded to charges that bsky was filled with celebrations of Kirk’s shooting by saying that it was “unconscionable” even though that wasn’t happening.
September 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Of course @chatterton.bsky.social thought this was interesting, so he disabled replies and quote-reposts. He still hasn’t said why he responded to charges that bsky was filled with celebrations of Kirk’s shooting by saying that it was “unconscionable” even though that wasn’t happening.
I'm wondering why @chatterton.bsky.social, who is currently active on Bluesky as of four hours ago at this posting, would say this, given that it's demonstrably not true. You know what is unconscionable, Thomas? Lying about something like this. Why would you say this?
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm wondering why @chatterton.bsky.social, who is currently active on Bluesky as of four hours ago at this posting, would say this, given that it's demonstrably not true. You know what is unconscionable, Thomas? Lying about something like this. Why would you say this?
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
September 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.