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spanielapplause.bsky.social
Englishman in New Jorts
@spanielapplause.bsky.social
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Fitness freak | Security expert | Father to three or four wonderful young boys | Comedy writer/producer/man at Next Level Sketch | Improv with Michelle Impro
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November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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This is a good and correct choice
Sam Nicoresti with the best comedy show prize from Edinburgh. She's only gone and done it
August 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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[man called out for being a shithead voice] Forsooth,
August 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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🚨 Leaked Sir Kier Starmer video addresses candidates following council election failure 🚨
May 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Had to get rid of a Sir Kier brainworm
January 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Hmm
"immaculate"
January 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Tremendous
A wonderfully fat squirrel sits on a wall
December 18, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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People seemed to particularly enjoy this bit of "It's a Sensible Life" starring Sir Kier Starmer last night
SIR KEIR STARMER And now, the new US President doesn’t remember my name and keeps calling me Sir Ken Stumpy. I’m going to jump off this bridged road! Clarence comes on and holds Sir Kier back. CLARENCE Don’t do it, Sir Kier! SIR KEIR STARMER Who are you? CLARENCE Why, I’m Clarence Oddbody, AS2. Angel second class. As an angel, I’m obliged to show you what the world would have been like if you’d never been born. SIR KEIR STARMER It probably would have been a better place! CLARENCE Er...actually, it would have been exactly the same. Let me show you.
November 28, 2024 at 5:17 PM