( ohhh. awww. awwww :)… petting gently. )

What’s up? How you been?

… Heh. Hey, buddy.

( rubbing behind his ears… )

What the fuck is a flat white bitch I’ll kill you

( reaching out……. laying a hand on top of his head. )

The health inspector when he asks to see my food handling license and I genuinely blow his shit smoove off

( ohhh… tv loaf… staring at him. hands twitching . )

LinkedIn is full of so much bullshit. I’m not fucking calling the people that work for me my stars

// im going to be a little slow following everyone back because i dont want to be flagged as spam again…… 🙂‍↕️ thank u. for being patient

straycrt au spamton. written by eli :)