Spamton G. Spamton
@spamton.is.severed.fyi
Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. None may atone for my actions but me, and only in me shall their stain live on.
All I can be is sorry, and that is all that I am.
pfp art by brightgoat
All I can be is sorry, and that is all that I am.
pfp art by brightgoat
Better idea! Maybe you should go for something more like, "Wow, Spamton, you're so cool! What is it that makes you so AWESOME?", y'know?
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Better idea! Maybe you should go for something more like, "Wow, Spamton, you're so cool! What is it that makes you so AWESOME?", y'know?
Oh, fuck off.
[ Eye roll. ]
[ Eye roll. ]
October 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Oh, fuck off.
[ Eye roll. ]
[ Eye roll. ]
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. You got that or do I need to say it louder?
October 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. You got that or do I need to say it louder?
≫ 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 ↵
≫ 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 ↵
October 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚗 ↵
≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚗 ↵
October 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 [[ 𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙴 ]] ↵
≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 [[ 𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙴 ]] ↵
October 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 [[ 𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 ]] ↵
≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 [[ 𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 ]] ↵
October 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
≫ if you have any questions, need clarification, or generally want to know more i'd be happy to provide!! always feel free to reach out.
October 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
≫ if you have any questions, need clarification, or generally want to know more i'd be happy to provide!! always feel free to reach out.
≫ DNI —
≫ lewd-focused, or just generally if you engage in that stuff on the tl.
≫ pedophilia, incest, any of that gross stuff, get the fuck out or i kill you now
≫ lewd-focused, or just generally if you engage in that stuff on the tl.
≫ pedophilia, incest, any of that gross stuff, get the fuck out or i kill you now
October 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
≫ DNI —
≫ lewd-focused, or just generally if you engage in that stuff on the tl.
≫ pedophilia, incest, any of that gross stuff, get the fuck out or i kill you now
≫ lewd-focused, or just generally if you engage in that stuff on the tl.
≫ pedophilia, incest, any of that gross stuff, get the fuck out or i kill you now
October 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
≫ Comparable to a portrayal of Big Shot Spamton.
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
≫ Comparable to a portrayal of Big Shot Spamton.
≫ Spamton G. Spamton
≫ Spamton's "outie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious outside of work.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 5pm to 9am EST (EDT when applicable) and on weekends.
≫ Spamton's "outie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious outside of work.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 5pm to 9am EST (EDT when applicable) and on weekends.
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
≫ Spamton G. Spamton
≫ Spamton's "outie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious outside of work.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 5pm to 9am EST (EDT when applicable) and on weekends.
≫ Spamton's "outie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious outside of work.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 5pm to 9am EST (EDT when applicable) and on weekends.
≫ Comparable to a portrayal of pre-big shot era / Addison Spamton.
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
≫ Comparable to a portrayal of pre-big shot era / Addison Spamton.
≫ Spamton G.
≫ Spamton's "innie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious during the 8-hour work day.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 9am to 5pm EST (EDT when applicable) and will be signed off with "-Spamton G.".
≫ Spamton's "innie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious during the 8-hour work day.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 9am to 5pm EST (EDT when applicable) and will be signed off with "-Spamton G.".
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
≫ Spamton G.
≫ Spamton's "innie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious during the 8-hour work day.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 9am to 5pm EST (EDT when applicable) and will be signed off with "-Spamton G.".
≫ Spamton's "innie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious during the 8-hour work day.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 9am to 5pm EST (EDT when applicable) and will be signed off with "-Spamton G.".
≫ That ingenuous grin does, indeed, belong to one of our very own severed employees! It is our pleasure to provide him with such a fulfilling life here at Lumon.
LUMON
UNITED IN SEVERANCE
LUMON
UNITED IN SEVERANCE
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
≫ That ingenuous grin does, indeed, belong to one of our very own severed employees! It is our pleasure to provide him with such a fulfilling life here at Lumon.
LUMON
UNITED IN SEVERANCE
LUMON
UNITED IN SEVERANCE
≫ 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘, 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜
SPAMTON G. ↵
≫ 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎
01-997 ↵
≫ This is Spamton G., a man whose productivity is rivaled only by his sincerity and work ethic. He starts every work day with a smile, and faces challenges head-on.
SPAMTON G. ↵
≫ 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎
01-997 ↵
≫ This is Spamton G., a man whose productivity is rivaled only by his sincerity and work ethic. He starts every work day with a smile, and faces challenges head-on.
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
≫ 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘, 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜
SPAMTON G. ↵
≫ 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎
01-997 ↵
≫ This is Spamton G., a man whose productivity is rivaled only by his sincerity and work ethic. He starts every work day with a smile, and faces challenges head-on.
SPAMTON G. ↵
≫ 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎
01-997 ↵
≫ This is Spamton G., a man whose productivity is rivaled only by his sincerity and work ethic. He starts every work day with a smile, and faces challenges head-on.
≫ At Lumon, we value each and every one of our employees. Those down on our severed floor are no exception!
≫ We understand that there are many who still view the severance procedure with skepticism. We'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to one of our most productive severed employees.
≫ We understand that there are many who still view the severance procedure with skepticism. We'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to one of our most productive severed employees.
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
≫ At Lumon, we value each and every one of our employees. Those down on our severed floor are no exception!
≫ We understand that there are many who still view the severance procedure with skepticism. We'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to one of our most productive severed employees.
≫ We understand that there are many who still view the severance procedure with skepticism. We'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to one of our most productive severed employees.