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You should be allowed to bring your own syrup to restaurants.
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You should be allowed to bring your own syrup to restaurants.
Santa Baby has the opposite vibes of Baby Santa.
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Santa Baby has the opposite vibes of Baby Santa.
The next open world Zelda game should have you playing as a Korok taking shits in inaccessible places.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The next open world Zelda game should have you playing as a Korok taking shits in inaccessible places.
I don’t want to fry a turkey as much as I want to start a fire on a national holiday.
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don’t want to fry a turkey as much as I want to start a fire on a national holiday.
I'd actually prefer my tax money to go to interest on the national debt.
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'd actually prefer my tax money to go to interest on the national debt.
Society will never produce a more universally beloved Halloween song than the Monster Mash.
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Society will never produce a more universally beloved Halloween song than the Monster Mash.
I'm a bitch ass boss.
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm a bitch ass boss.
Can’t believe Italians fumbled and named their day after Columbus. Like, couldn’t they have just picked Leonardo da Vinci? Then we could’ve just had a day off in October where we ate pizza and drank Negronis.
Also, we obviously need an Indigenous People’s Day, too, but in April. More holidays.
Also, we obviously need an Indigenous People’s Day, too, but in April. More holidays.
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Can’t believe Italians fumbled and named their day after Columbus. Like, couldn’t they have just picked Leonardo da Vinci? Then we could’ve just had a day off in October where we ate pizza and drank Negronis.
Also, we obviously need an Indigenous People’s Day, too, but in April. More holidays.
Also, we obviously need an Indigenous People’s Day, too, but in April. More holidays.
I think old fashioned donuts should be renamed “donuts” and all other donuts renamed “newfangled donuts.”
October 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I think old fashioned donuts should be renamed “donuts” and all other donuts renamed “newfangled donuts.”
Subscribe to PBS Passport, you jerks. It’s $5 a month (and I’ve watched that shit stay that number even as every other streaming service dicks you).
Nature fucks. Human Footprint fucks. Daniel Tiger fucks. And it upsets the close minded. Go support, homies. 🙏
Nature fucks. Human Footprint fucks. Daniel Tiger fucks. And it upsets the close minded. Go support, homies. 🙏
October 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Subscribe to PBS Passport, you jerks. It’s $5 a month (and I’ve watched that shit stay that number even as every other streaming service dicks you).
Nature fucks. Human Footprint fucks. Daniel Tiger fucks. And it upsets the close minded. Go support, homies. 🙏
Nature fucks. Human Footprint fucks. Daniel Tiger fucks. And it upsets the close minded. Go support, homies. 🙏
OK, so it’s Hot Ones, but instead of an interview, it’s an intervention. And if you can make it through the spiciest wings without drinking, your friends let you keep your addiction.
October 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
OK, so it’s Hot Ones, but instead of an interview, it’s an intervention. And if you can make it through the spiciest wings without drinking, your friends let you keep your addiction.
One of the things that sucks about this administration is that society isn’t going Wicked crazy because everything is on fire.
October 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
One of the things that sucks about this administration is that society isn’t going Wicked crazy because everything is on fire.
I love it when fantasy works replace “sir” with “ser” I’m like damn I’m definitely not in medieval Europe these are way different kinds of knights.
October 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I love it when fantasy works replace “sir” with “ser” I’m like damn I’m definitely not in medieval Europe these are way different kinds of knights.
I love when friends are like “sublet available!” And list a zillion superfluous details except the price.
September 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I love when friends are like “sublet available!” And list a zillion superfluous details except the price.
I don’t like the hugs but the hugs like me.
September 17, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I don’t like the hugs but the hugs like me.
If I ever run a company, every new employee will be required to buy me gift cards on their first day.
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If I ever run a company, every new employee will be required to buy me gift cards on their first day.
If I ever get assassinated, please do not examine anything I’ve said.
September 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If I ever get assassinated, please do not examine anything I’ve said.
Selecting “punk” as the genre in this AI song generator is probably one of the more punk rock things I’ve ever done.
September 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Selecting “punk” as the genre in this AI song generator is probably one of the more punk rock things I’ve ever done.
I don’t like sports but I love stealing from children.
September 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I don’t like sports but I love stealing from children.
Are we in a talking about an AI Bubble bubble?
September 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Are we in a talking about an AI Bubble bubble?
Nothing tempts our virtues more than seeing a nearby child catch a home run ball.
September 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Nothing tempts our virtues more than seeing a nearby child catch a home run ball.
Strangely enough, a bottom feeder is actually a dom who likes to watch people eat.
September 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Strangely enough, a bottom feeder is actually a dom who likes to watch people eat.
There needs to be a Second Labor Day after Labor Day for everyone who had to work on Labor Day.
August 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
There needs to be a Second Labor Day after Labor Day for everyone who had to work on Labor Day.
Insane power move to whip out a trapper keeper in a client meeting.
August 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Insane power move to whip out a trapper keeper in a client meeting.
Y'know with the amount of kids today into anime and k-pop and shit, I'd love to see if we could elect a Hatsune Miku–style hologram president/idol.
August 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Y'know with the amount of kids today into anime and k-pop and shit, I'd love to see if we could elect a Hatsune Miku–style hologram president/idol.