Spamps
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Don't look at my bio. That's rude.
Oh those are just his child inspection goggles
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oh those are just his child inspection goggles
Who called it man keeping instead of husbandry?
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Who called it man keeping instead of husbandry?
In England at least, an increase in tax doesn't come with commensurate improvement in services.
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
In England at least, an increase in tax doesn't come with commensurate improvement in services.
As an aside, it's awfully convenient that it's Wes' turn to do the media rounds just as a leadership story has surfaced.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
As an aside, it's awfully convenient that it's Wes' turn to do the media rounds just as a leadership story has surfaced.
It only seems strange because it's not a quote from an unnamed source close to the prime minister.
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It only seems strange because it's not a quote from an unnamed source close to the prime minister.
The trouble is he's not moving away from the mic to breathe
October 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The trouble is he's not moving away from the mic to breathe
Assuming of course that nobody has anything super incriminating on starmer locked in a drawer
September 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Assuming of course that nobody has anything super incriminating on starmer locked in a drawer
There's gonna be some bombastic conference speeches as everyone tries to position as the leader in waiting. Liberal media will pick their darling and starmer will be gone after the next local election results
September 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There's gonna be some bombastic conference speeches as everyone tries to position as the leader in waiting. Liberal media will pick their darling and starmer will be gone after the next local election results
Don't start shit, won't be shit (on your walls)
August 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Don't start shit, won't be shit (on your walls)
If I were a billionaire and the technology existed to actually do this, I would spend every penny making sure my brain could never be scanned to digital form lest I wake up in an eternal torture chamber with no escape.
August 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If I were a billionaire and the technology existed to actually do this, I would spend every penny making sure my brain could never be scanned to digital form lest I wake up in an eternal torture chamber with no escape.
This is so passive but I think you mean the govt can't implement effective structural change because they'd lose the next election and backbenchers have rebelled against Reeves' PIP cuts because they think raising income tax would solve everything. Which is obviously complete bollocks.
July 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
This is so passive but I think you mean the govt can't implement effective structural change because they'd lose the next election and backbenchers have rebelled against Reeves' PIP cuts because they think raising income tax would solve everything. Which is obviously complete bollocks.
I tried this today and can confirm that the effect of opening the hatch is to introduce one of those heat curtains they have at the entrances of department stores. Now my bedroom feels like a sauna.
July 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I tried this today and can confirm that the effect of opening the hatch is to introduce one of those heat curtains they have at the entrances of department stores. Now my bedroom feels like a sauna.
As a life-long save scummer, to attempt a parry and fail is simply too costly to consider
May 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
As a life-long save scummer, to attempt a parry and fail is simply too costly to consider
Literally everyone gets screwed by businesses of all types every day. It's certainly funnier when it's 10 grand for a yurt instead of 200 quid for heating.
May 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Literally everyone gets screwed by businesses of all types every day. It's certainly funnier when it's 10 grand for a yurt instead of 200 quid for heating.
These are the only personal independence payments Labour will accept.
May 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
These are the only personal independence payments Labour will accept.
Time to bring out this again indirect-x.itch.io/kieths-blame... needs updating though...
Kieth's Blame Game by indirect_X
Take control of Kieth's index finger and blame as many people as possible while losing 327 council seats
indirect-x.itch.io
May 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Time to bring out this again indirect-x.itch.io/kieths-blame... needs updating though...
I thought WhatsApp had end to end encryption?
March 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I thought WhatsApp had end to end encryption?
Bit of a neg... Nobody else thinks I'm cool?
March 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Bit of a neg... Nobody else thinks I'm cool?