[[Sign this petition to help ban the testing of harmful products on non-consenting]] SPAMTON SPAMTONS

FRAUDS! ALL OF YOU ARE [[Feeling Fraudulent?]]! TRY ALL YOU LIKE THEY CAN’T REPLACE ME! I’M A [[Once in a lifetime investment opportunity]]

[[We do not take responsibility for any negative side effects of our products, including but not limited to: nausea, fatigue, loss of appetite, partial or total amnesia, and heart failure.]]

I PREFER here TO [[Wasp or Hornet Infestation?]] ANYWAYS

THERE’S PLENTY OF [[Stuff]] AT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON’S [[Great Savings at]]!
AND IT’S ALL
[[Everything must go!]]

REAL BIGSHOTS BUY THEIR [[Automobiles New and Used]] FROM [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

I’m afraid this is just how I look

I have to admit, it feels… nice, saying that and knowing I’ll still be here when next I start talking.