Sarah Hawkins
@spamgoddess.bsky.social
Cat lady. Enjoyer of theme parks, (Braves) baseball, wrestling, and puzzles.
Haven’t been on here in months but got wind that Bret passed away so came to say RIP, fuck cancer, and that I’m thinking of everyone who knew him. I never had the pleasure of meeting him in person, but he definitely had a hand in shaping my relationship with theme parks.
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Haven’t been on here in months but got wind that Bret passed away so came to say RIP, fuck cancer, and that I’m thinking of everyone who knew him. I never had the pleasure of meeting him in person, but he definitely had a hand in shaping my relationship with theme parks.
The live task on Taskmaster this week is INCREDIBLE and such a wonderful way to end a show with an anticlimactic prize task
June 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The live task on Taskmaster this week is INCREDIBLE and such a wonderful way to end a show with an anticlimactic prize task
Series 19 premiere of Taskmaster was absolutely perfect and incredibly needed in my life.
I almost cried real tears at Rosie’s attempt at doing something cool 😭😭😭
I almost cried real tears at Rosie’s attempt at doing something cool 😭😭😭
May 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Series 19 premiere of Taskmaster was absolutely perfect and incredibly needed in my life.
I almost cried real tears at Rosie’s attempt at doing something cool 😭😭😭
I almost cried real tears at Rosie’s attempt at doing something cool 😭😭😭
My last four watched on Letterboxed is very cat-forward??
April 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My last four watched on Letterboxed is very cat-forward??
The LA Philharmonic is performing at Coachella right now (Outdoor Theater livestream) and I am OBSESSED with the setlist. They brought Maren Morris out, then played Toccata & Fugue, then Becky G’s Shower, now The Imperial March lmaoooo
April 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The LA Philharmonic is performing at Coachella right now (Outdoor Theater livestream) and I am OBSESSED with the setlist. They brought Maren Morris out, then played Toccata & Fugue, then Becky G’s Shower, now The Imperial March lmaoooo
Turned on the main stage Coachella stream to Jimmy Eat World what a blessed evening
April 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Turned on the main stage Coachella stream to Jimmy Eat World what a blessed evening
GOD Gaga’s Coachella performance was incredible.
a woman is sitting in a chair and saying she is an icon she is a legend and she is the moment .
Alt: a woman is sitting in a chair and saying she is an icon she is a legend and she is the moment .
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April 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
GOD Gaga’s Coachella performance was incredible.
Made a pasta sauce tonight I literally could have eaten like soup it was so good 😭
April 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Made a pasta sauce tonight I literally could have eaten like soup it was so good 😭
Paid $75 to watch Braves games this year and instead I can’t watch them in order to save my sanity
I’m tired of being one of God’s strongest soldiers these tough battles are getting out of hand
I’m tired of being one of God’s strongest soldiers these tough battles are getting out of hand
April 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Paid $75 to watch Braves games this year and instead I can’t watch them in order to save my sanity
I’m tired of being one of God’s strongest soldiers these tough battles are getting out of hand
I’m tired of being one of God’s strongest soldiers these tough battles are getting out of hand
April Fools Day on the internet is my least favorite day of the year.
April 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
April Fools Day on the internet is my least favorite day of the year.
MLB finally gives me an option to actually watch the Braves this year and apparently we’re going 0-162 woohoo
March 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
MLB finally gives me an option to actually watch the Braves this year and apparently we’re going 0-162 woohoo
Love 2 b able to watch Braves games (legally) on my tv 🥲
March 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Love 2 b able to watch Braves games (legally) on my tv 🥲
Going here for breakfast on Saturday before going to The Dixon to look at the tulips YESSIRRRRRR www.sunrise901.com/menu/breakfast
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March 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Going here for breakfast on Saturday before going to The Dixon to look at the tulips YESSIRRRRRR www.sunrise901.com/menu/breakfast
Gaga’s new album is full of bangers and I’m particularly obsessed with HOW BAD DO U WANT ME which has a potential Yazoo sample with peak Taylor Swift-esque melodies ugh it’s sooooooo good
March 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Gaga’s new album is full of bangers and I’m particularly obsessed with HOW BAD DO U WANT ME which has a potential Yazoo sample with peak Taylor Swift-esque melodies ugh it’s sooooooo good
Our new mattress (and adjustable base!!) was delivered today and I had a full on crying breakdown in my boss’ office. What a day!
March 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Our new mattress (and adjustable base!!) was delivered today and I had a full on crying breakdown in my boss’ office. What a day!
The America Decides episode of Succession was bleak already but after the way everything has turned out since? Dark af. So so so so awful.
March 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The America Decides episode of Succession was bleak already but after the way everything has turned out since? Dark af. So so so so awful.
So happy for Mikey but actually shocked Demi didn’t win. What a crazy race.
March 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
So happy for Mikey but actually shocked Demi didn’t win. What a crazy race.
Adrien shut up I need to go to bed
March 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Adrien shut up I need to go to bed
We could have given Brandi Carlile an Oscar and instead we’re doing this smh
March 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We could have given Brandi Carlile an Oscar and instead we’re doing this smh
Was still hoping anyone else would win until the very end 😔
March 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Was still hoping anyone else would win until the very end 😔
Not me telling my boyfriend that the three best Bond songs are probably Live and Let Die, Diamonds Are Forever, and Skyfall and then those being the three they did for this tribute lmao
March 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Not me telling my boyfriend that the three best Bond songs are probably Live and Let Die, Diamonds Are Forever, and Skyfall and then those being the three they did for this tribute lmao
Surely there was someone better than Doja Cat for this?
March 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Surely there was someone better than Doja Cat for this?
Conclave deserved this for the diabolical vape hit alone tbh
March 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Conclave deserved this for the diabolical vape hit alone tbh
I’ve worked 90 hours since last Monday so I’m extra thankful for this snow day which I’m using to catch up on best picture noms 😌
February 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’ve worked 90 hours since last Monday so I’m extra thankful for this snow day which I’m using to catch up on best picture noms 😌