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@spambarrage.bsky.social
But, my Canadian shidoshi, what is Jaden's rectal temperature?
January 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
But, my Canadian shidoshi, what is Jaden's rectal temperature?
How does one remove the Witch CRUCIFIXVI from their innards? Asking for a friend.
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
How does one remove the Witch CRUCIFIXVI from their innards? Asking for a friend.
I should buy a yacht.
January 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I should buy a yacht.
It's NOT funny! My ass is on fire!
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It's NOT funny! My ass is on fire!
@seanbaby.bsky.social has been summoned!
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social has been summoned!
I've replaced all my "Live, Laugh, Love" decor with papyrus font etchings that read, "Sink with enthusiasm, and only the last minute sucks."
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I've replaced all my "Live, Laugh, Love" decor with papyrus font etchings that read, "Sink with enthusiasm, and only the last minute sucks."
Was it Santa Luther?
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Was it Santa Luther?
Are Agatha Harkness and Paladin Harkness related? Asking for a friend.
December 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Are Agatha Harkness and Paladin Harkness related? Asking for a friend.
I'm excited your nephew has learned to read.
December 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm excited your nephew has learned to read.
They just like you because you don't hold your illustration tools like soup spoons.
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
They just like you because you don't hold your illustration tools like soup spoons.
We are all black-cloaked, teleporting coyote wizards.
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We are all black-cloaked, teleporting coyote wizards.
When I was graduating high school, I sent you a letter asking you what I should study in college to land a job working with you at CN. You sent me the nicest letter in return (on Scooby Doo-adorned CN stationery) saying that if I went to college, I'd be overqualified. Made me a fan for life.
December 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
When I was graduating high school, I sent you a letter asking you what I should study in college to land a job working with you at CN. You sent me the nicest letter in return (on Scooby Doo-adorned CN stationery) saying that if I went to college, I'd be overqualified. Made me a fan for life.
Hey, You!
Don’t watch that!
Watch this!
Don’t watch that!
Watch this!
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hey, You!
Don’t watch that!
Watch this!
Don’t watch that!
Watch this!
Dan is a goddamn national treasure. So good to hear from him despite the Smothers-inspired night terrors to come. Here's to hoping he has many more podcasts in the tank.
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Dan is a goddamn national treasure. So good to hear from him despite the Smothers-inspired night terrors to come. Here's to hoping he has many more podcasts in the tank.
He's watching the Felix cartoon in the back room.
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
He's watching the Felix cartoon in the back room.
In every possible way.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
In every possible way.
From the dough pits to the Capitol celebrity life. Grats, Robert.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
From the dough pits to the Capitol celebrity life. Grats, Robert.
Glad it wasn't another shrimp tampon debacle.
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Glad it wasn't another shrimp tampon debacle.
Chavo Guerrero would have approved.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Chavo Guerrero would have approved.
Check me gawking at Service Merchandise, my guy.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Check me gawking at Service Merchandise, my guy.
Jamie busting in from behind the curtain = everything. Best episode in a while!
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Jamie busting in from behind the curtain = everything. Best episode in a while!
Seems like a missed teachable moment to share the parable of Wally from Demon Knight.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Seems like a missed teachable moment to share the parable of Wally from Demon Knight.