I looked it up and yeah. Petition to change it to Pumpkin Spice Latte score

Pumpkin Spice Latte?

This is why I’m an action-rpg chud. Dice rolls hard counter me.

I made another char tonight on the lowest difficulty and still managed to die in the tutorial fight because I couldn’t hit anything. I am actually just cursed on dice rolls.

Lets not act like we’re not all here for the same thing: That Freaky Shit

It seems like articles about “{leftist politician}’s dangerous rhetoric” is the new way of saying “landslide victory incoming”

You don’t tell me, I’ll motherfuckin’ tell you

Paul taking a real punch for the first time in his career: “Shit I forgot to bribe him”

Common cold ain’t goin nowhere either, so why isn’t this dumbfuck out licking doorknobs

That said, a real JP would definitely be even worse than the book/movie JP. The CEO would probably come out as a dinosaur SA-er within year 1.

Tbf real zoos have animals in them that could easily splat us and they don’t catastrophically fail to contain them daily so I think a real JP would be a safer bet than the story one where it has to fail catastrophically otherwise there’s no story.

It’s not often a design literally makes my jaw drop. god damn.

Absolutely. At some point we have to go by the policy of innocent until proven guilty because the reverse means essentially stop consuming all art that isn’t handmade in front of you.

And it doesn’t affect me or my life in any way whatsoever 🥰

You can tell this is the kind of person who thinks using big words and being cynical is all that being an intellectual is. They read books but do not actually understand them. A whole essay to say “If I had sex (which I don’t) it would be smarter than your sex somehow.”