my taxi driver just hit the breathalyzer, what does this mean
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
my taxi driver just hit the breathalyzer, what does this mean
not so fun fact: i was quite disappointed to hear that the sounds outside my apartment aren't crickets, but rather the cold wind hitting the electrical wires
:(
:(
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
not so fun fact: i was quite disappointed to hear that the sounds outside my apartment aren't crickets, but rather the cold wind hitting the electrical wires
:(
:(
horny jail but it's just the UK
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
horny jail but it's just the UK
i love my dog boyf :)
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i love my dog boyf :)
chat should i worry if every time my signature is requested the result is just a wildly different chicken scratch from one document to another
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
chat should i worry if every time my signature is requested the result is just a wildly different chicken scratch from one document to another
shocking revelation that my current position doesn't suck anymore if i can go off on a side activity of helping someone gather lasers and projectors without having someone nag in my ear "ermmm, don't you have work to do?"
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
shocking revelation that my current position doesn't suck anymore if i can go off on a side activity of helping someone gather lasers and projectors without having someone nag in my ear "ermmm, don't you have work to do?"
i am going to explode from excitement
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i am going to explode from excitement
feels like ive encountered an anomaly of a png that just says "fuck your screen brightness settings" and just does whatever the hell it feels like doing
why are you like this, 1000
why are you like this, 1000
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
feels like ive encountered an anomaly of a png that just says "fuck your screen brightness settings" and just does whatever the hell it feels like doing
why are you like this, 1000
why are you like this, 1000
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You look like a good Joe
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
You look like a good Joe
the urge to scream like a feral banshee over the amount of times i had to read the wore "AI" in a lot of the messages lately
October 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
the urge to scream like a feral banshee over the amount of times i had to read the wore "AI" in a lot of the messages lately
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October 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
oh the torture of me wanting to keep looking at my commission but it's too risky for a work environment 😔😔😔
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
oh the torture of me wanting to keep looking at my commission but it's too risky for a work environment 😔😔😔
October 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i got some black metal rings for fashion sake but now I'm just constantly smacking them between my fingers, i am not sorry, the sounds they make are too satisfying for my brain
October 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
i got some black metal rings for fashion sake but now I'm just constantly smacking them between my fingers, i am not sorry, the sounds they make are too satisfying for my brain
"hey aleks wyd"
uhh, uhmmmm
uhh, uhmmmm
October 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"hey aleks wyd"
uhh, uhmmmm
uhh, uhmmmm
The Finals is reminding me that maybe after all, i am unc
September 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Finals is reminding me that maybe after all, i am unc
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honestly
dying light the (Mr) beast gets me shakin in my boots, how did we go from "hell yeah" to "this is so over" back to "we are so back" in terms of night spookiness
dying light the (Mr) beast gets me shakin in my boots, how did we go from "hell yeah" to "this is so over" back to "we are so back" in terms of night spookiness
September 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
honestly
dying light the (Mr) beast gets me shakin in my boots, how did we go from "hell yeah" to "this is so over" back to "we are so back" in terms of night spookiness
dying light the (Mr) beast gets me shakin in my boots, how did we go from "hell yeah" to "this is so over" back to "we are so back" in terms of night spookiness
oh my god so many lads and a new daily hat, these look so great, ty @tornatic.bsky.social !!
also forgot to include the lil man in the photo so i let him vibe with the plants
also forgot to include the lil man in the photo so i let him vibe with the plants
September 16, 2025 at 10:48 AM
oh my god so many lads and a new daily hat, these look so great, ty @tornatic.bsky.social !!
also forgot to include the lil man in the photo so i let him vibe with the plants
also forgot to include the lil man in the photo so i let him vibe with the plants
reinstalling a bunch of unused office macs and the voice assistant on each of them keeps going off in full volume, tempted to let people know to "ignore the voices coming from the storage room" but i feel like they might think i have gone completely mental
September 15, 2025 at 10:38 AM
reinstalling a bunch of unused office macs and the voice assistant on each of them keeps going off in full volume, tempted to let people know to "ignore the voices coming from the storage room" but i feel like they might think i have gone completely mental