Jacob Bachmann
@spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social
Autistic, digital artist, metalhead, gigantic nerd from the UK. Currently playing Final Fantasy 14, Umamusume and Marvel Rivals. Making a webcomic called "Within Strange Aeons", read it now on Webtoon!
Not a lot of people knew before that Gambit is an avid fan of Dungeons and Dragons. #MarvelRivals
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Not a lot of people knew before that Gambit is an avid fan of Dungeons and Dragons. #MarvelRivals
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I was skeptical about Scream 7 for ages. After the studio lost Barrera and Ortega right after the whole passing-the-torch thing, I wasn’t sure if whatever they did next would hold up
But after seeing the trailer, and finding out it’s got the screenwriter from Screams 1, 2 and 4, I am fucking PUMPED
But after seeing the trailer, and finding out it’s got the screenwriter from Screams 1, 2 and 4, I am fucking PUMPED
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I was skeptical about Scream 7 for ages. After the studio lost Barrera and Ortega right after the whole passing-the-torch thing, I wasn’t sure if whatever they did next would hold up
But after seeing the trailer, and finding out it’s got the screenwriter from Screams 1, 2 and 4, I am fucking PUMPED
But after seeing the trailer, and finding out it’s got the screenwriter from Screams 1, 2 and 4, I am fucking PUMPED
I just found out Jurassic World Evolution 3 comes out in a few days
I could've SWORM Jurassic World Evolution 2 had only been out for a year or 2
I could've SWORM Jurassic World Evolution 2 had only been out for a year or 2
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I just found out Jurassic World Evolution 3 comes out in a few days
I could've SWORM Jurassic World Evolution 2 had only been out for a year or 2
I could've SWORM Jurassic World Evolution 2 had only been out for a year or 2
I have a very strong urge to reinstall Minecraft and try to rebuild the entire new #SonicRacingCrossworlds track
October 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have a very strong urge to reinstall Minecraft and try to rebuild the entire new #SonicRacingCrossworlds track
SQUARE ENIX, MAKE THIS CUTSCENE INTO AN EMOTE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
#FINALFANTASY14 #MONSTERHUNTERWILDS
#FINALFANTASY14 #MONSTERHUNTERWILDS
October 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
SQUARE ENIX, MAKE THIS CUTSCENE INTO AN EMOTE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
#FINALFANTASY14 #MONSTERHUNTERWILDS
#FINALFANTASY14 #MONSTERHUNTERWILDS
October 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
As much as I want to be good as him, I'm fucking terrible as Spider-Man
But you've shown me concept art for an upcoming skin clearly based on Man-Spider
Take my money right goddamn now
#MarvelRivals
But you've shown me concept art for an upcoming skin clearly based on Man-Spider
Take my money right goddamn now
#MarvelRivals
September 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
As much as I want to be good as him, I'm fucking terrible as Spider-Man
But you've shown me concept art for an upcoming skin clearly based on Man-Spider
Take my money right goddamn now
#MarvelRivals
But you've shown me concept art for an upcoming skin clearly based on Man-Spider
Take my money right goddamn now
#MarvelRivals
Really debating how much further I can take this Uma/Sonic high I'm on right now...
#Umamusume #SonictheHedgehog
#Umamusume #SonictheHedgehog
September 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Really debating how much further I can take this Uma/Sonic high I'm on right now...
#Umamusume #SonictheHedgehog
#Umamusume #SonictheHedgehog
September 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Maruzensky is the only Uma confirmed to be able to drive (as far as I know), she likes to drive *really* fast, and she’s a bipedal animal person just like every Sonic character. You can’t convince me this wouldn’t be great.
#Umamusume #SonicRacingCrossworlds
#Umamusume #SonicRacingCrossworlds
September 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Maruzensky is the only Uma confirmed to be able to drive (as far as I know), she likes to drive *really* fast, and she’s a bipedal animal person just like every Sonic character. You can’t convince me this wouldn’t be great.
#Umamusume #SonicRacingCrossworlds
#Umamusume #SonicRacingCrossworlds
Fantastic job Netease, yet another Marvel heroine who I want to consensually grind me to dust beneath her heel. #MarvelRivals
September 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Fantastic job Netease, yet another Marvel heroine who I want to consensually grind me to dust beneath her heel. #MarvelRivals
I hate AI TikTok ads so fucking much
September 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I hate AI TikTok ads so fucking much
I hate that this is what got me out of my artist block, but I had the idea and I needed to draw it.
Narita Brian Griffin.
#Umamusume
Narita Brian Griffin.
#Umamusume
August 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I hate that this is what got me out of my artist block, but I had the idea and I needed to draw it.
Narita Brian Griffin.
#Umamusume
Narita Brian Griffin.
#Umamusume
Start growing more trees everyone, they’re evolving to be able to receive WiFi signals
August 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Start growing more trees everyone, they’re evolving to be able to receive WiFi signals
I love getting ads on TikTok for #Umamusume
Dude, I already downloaded the game, I’ve been playing it for weeks, I’ve spent money on the game, there’s no need for you to do this
Dude, I already downloaded the game, I’ve been playing it for weeks, I’ve spent money on the game, there’s no need for you to do this
August 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I love getting ads on TikTok for #Umamusume
Dude, I already downloaded the game, I’ve been playing it for weeks, I’ve spent money on the game, there’s no need for you to do this
Dude, I already downloaded the game, I’ve been playing it for weeks, I’ve spent money on the game, there’s no need for you to do this
I’m gonna take a loooooong break from using Gold Ship after this mission is finished #Umamusume
August 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’m gonna take a loooooong break from using Gold Ship after this mission is finished #Umamusume
I finally got my first A-rank, and then I had a shitpost idea. #Umamusume
August 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I finally got my first A-rank, and then I had a shitpost idea. #Umamusume
August 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
August 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
August 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Since the Arc System showcase is tonight and I'll be asleep when it's on, here's a dream roster I made for Marvel Tokon! I tried to keep it diverse while also including most of my favourites. If more than half of these end up in the final game I'll be very surprised! #MarvelTokon
June 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Since the Arc System showcase is tonight and I'll be asleep when it's on, here's a dream roster I made for Marvel Tokon! I tried to keep it diverse while also including most of my favourites. If more than half of these end up in the final game I'll be very surprised! #MarvelTokon
I love MCU film rumours
"I heard from my friend who heard from his coworker that heard from their friend (but it was in a loud crowded space so they might've misheard) that an unannounced film with a set release date 3 1/2 years from now could star a character who may or may not even be alive"
"I heard from my friend who heard from his coworker that heard from their friend (but it was in a loud crowded space so they might've misheard) that an unannounced film with a set release date 3 1/2 years from now could star a character who may or may not even be alive"
June 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I love MCU film rumours
"I heard from my friend who heard from his coworker that heard from their friend (but it was in a loud crowded space so they might've misheard) that an unannounced film with a set release date 3 1/2 years from now could star a character who may or may not even be alive"
"I heard from my friend who heard from his coworker that heard from their friend (but it was in a loud crowded space so they might've misheard) that an unannounced film with a set release date 3 1/2 years from now could star a character who may or may not even be alive"
Hey Yuma, which Studio Ghibli film is the one where the girl's parents turn into pigs and the boy turns into a dragon and also Doctor Robotnik is there and he's got six arms?
June 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hey Yuma, which Studio Ghibli film is the one where the girl's parents turn into pigs and the boy turns into a dragon and also Doctor Robotnik is there and he's got six arms?