#Hopecore
#Positive

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

I’m sad.

Spotify users: look up Carrie Underwood, go to the three dots, select “don’t play this artist”

Because my name is Petty LaBelle and I reside in PettyVille

Here you go, empty void into which I am screaming, have another haiku.

This one is called “Tech Support”

Please shove the ticket
right up your butt, my friend, this
ain’t part of my job

Thanks for reading ❤️

I’ve decided I’m gonna write some haikus about working in a corporate setting, I’m gonna try for one a day.

This is called “Meeting”

Why are they fucking
asking stupid questions, god -
hit me with a bus

Thanks for reading 💕

Something I enjoy in Star Trek TNG is when an officer is like 'I wanna do this thing' and Picard is all 'mmmidk bout that one'

But then an Admiral or someone comes in like 'we're here to stop your officer from doing the thing' and Picard is like 'I think the fuck not you trickass bitch'