Jacob
@spacey-jakey88.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Hoosier who watches too many movies and too much TV. He/Him
“In conclusion, may I remind you that it does NOT say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.”
“In conclusion, may I remind you that it does NOT say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.”
“Based on the novel by Colleen Hoover” feels like the new “based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks”
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“Based on the novel by Colleen Hoover” feels like the new “based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks”
Me this thanksgiving
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Me this thanksgiving
Me with every Bassett hound centered account on Instagram.
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Me with every Bassett hound centered account on Instagram.
Me after I’ve convinced my husband to take me to B&N for the Criterion sale.
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Me after I’ve convinced my husband to take me to B&N for the Criterion sale.
Guillermo really made the decision to have Victor’s tits out far more than is necessary. A true 🏳️🌈 ally.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Guillermo really made the decision to have Victor’s tits out far more than is necessary. A true 🏳️🌈 ally.
Not really into a longer hair look, but God bless Guillermo del Toro for filming my man so as to still make me feel some kind of way.
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Not really into a longer hair look, but God bless Guillermo del Toro for filming my man so as to still make me feel some kind of way.
A (not unwelcome) sign that I’m….maturing…is a newfound appreciation for Linda Ronstadt.
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A (not unwelcome) sign that I’m….maturing…is a newfound appreciation for Linda Ronstadt.
Me watching Nosferatu (2024) at 3 pm on a Tuesday and wondering why he was sleeping nude in that sarcophagus
September 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Me watching Nosferatu (2024) at 3 pm on a Tuesday and wondering why he was sleeping nude in that sarcophagus
I have had the Carpenters “Superstar” stuck in my head for like 3 days. Why is it so damn good?
August 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I have had the Carpenters “Superstar” stuck in my head for like 3 days. Why is it so damn good?
Just randomly told a friend that Weapons was what Longlegs was trying to be. I don’t know if that’s a fully great comparison, but I think I’m at the point where I can say that Longlegs was fine. But it was a watered down Silence of the Lambs.
August 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Just randomly told a friend that Weapons was what Longlegs was trying to be. I don’t know if that’s a fully great comparison, but I think I’m at the point where I can say that Longlegs was fine. But it was a watered down Silence of the Lambs.
Am I really so basic that any man with a beard will do?
August 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Am I really so basic that any man with a beard will do?
I mean I get it….I have good taste in guys.
August 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I mean I get it….I have good taste in guys.
Really thinking of turning this into like a stan account for dudes I think are hot/sexy because why not?
August 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Really thinking of turning this into like a stan account for dudes I think are hot/sexy because why not?
Alexa, play “Sexxx Dreams” by Lady Gaga
August 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Alexa, play “Sexxx Dreams” by Lady Gaga
I’m sure it’s because I’m 🏳️🌈, but an Agatha Harkness tease would’ve been way more gaggy than Dr. Doom. Still enjoyed Fantastic Four tho. Marvel CAN make fun movies when they actually put in some thought and effort.
July 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m sure it’s because I’m 🏳️🌈, but an Agatha Harkness tease would’ve been way more gaggy than Dr. Doom. Still enjoyed Fantastic Four tho. Marvel CAN make fun movies when they actually put in some thought and effort.
I’m always chasing the high I feel during the semi-annual @criterion.bsky.social sale with @barnesandnoble.com
a woman in a yellow jacket is eating a chip in front of a blackboard with homework written on it
ALT: a woman in a yellow jacket is eating a chip in front of a blackboard with homework written on it
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July 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’m always chasing the high I feel during the semi-annual @criterion.bsky.social sale with @barnesandnoble.com
Loved Sinners a lot. Kinda made me wish we’d get a Tales of the Slayer type anthology series from the Buffy universe
April 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Loved Sinners a lot. Kinda made me wish we’d get a Tales of the Slayer type anthology series from the Buffy universe
Give this man an Emmy for this role please.
April 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Give this man an Emmy for this role please.
Y’all those Mayhem Ball tickets were indeed mayhem. Downside: not a damn scrap of a ticket was obtained. Upside: that freed up funds to see Garbage and (probably) Scissor Sisters/Kesha/Slayyyter
April 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Y’all those Mayhem Ball tickets were indeed mayhem. Downside: not a damn scrap of a ticket was obtained. Upside: that freed up funds to see Garbage and (probably) Scissor Sisters/Kesha/Slayyyter
Sometimes I wonder what Anna Nicole would think about the current state of the world
March 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sometimes I wonder what Anna Nicole would think about the current state of the world
I realize that Walton Goggins is probably going to get an Emmy nomination for White Lotus. Rightfully so. But overlooking him as Uncle Baby Billy would be a bigger crime.
March 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I realize that Walton Goggins is probably going to get an Emmy nomination for White Lotus. Rightfully so. But overlooking him as Uncle Baby Billy would be a bigger crime.
A Megan Mullally appearance on The Righteous Gemstones? This show slaps so hard.
March 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A Megan Mullally appearance on The Righteous Gemstones? This show slaps so hard.
Ok this one…yes. The vibe was correct
March 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ok this one…yes. The vibe was correct
Bummed Demi Moore didn’t win for a horror flick, but I think it did serve as a good reminder that she’s never won an Oscar and is still turning out quality work. She’ll get one in the near future.
March 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Bummed Demi Moore didn’t win for a horror flick, but I think it did serve as a good reminder that she’s never won an Oscar and is still turning out quality work. She’ll get one in the near future.
I mean, history knows the Oscars love a young ingenue in Best Actress…
March 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I mean, history knows the Oscars love a young ingenue in Best Actress…