Just Another Derek
@spacewalker.bsky.social
I love tech, but not how tech companies behave. I enjoy standup paddleboarding, cycling, and longboarding, but I'm not good at any of them. But I am a pro at napping. He/Him.
What a time this is. It makes no cents.
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What a time this is. It makes no cents.
Summer dreams of autumn screams.
September 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Summer dreams of autumn screams.
Now that it's fall, I have my standup paddleboard sitting near the door like an emergency go-bag in case the fall weather turns just right to head directly to the river after work. It was a good day to grab it and go paddle.
September 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Now that it's fall, I have my standup paddleboard sitting near the door like an emergency go-bag in case the fall weather turns just right to head directly to the river after work. It was a good day to grab it and go paddle.
Board, paddle, rubber duck, water jug, and a river. Hit it.
June 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Board, paddle, rubber duck, water jug, and a river. Hit it.
Floating on a river with my standup paddleboard, avoiding the stress of the real world.
June 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Floating on a river with my standup paddleboard, avoiding the stress of the real world.
First day with water warm enough to take the standup paddleboard out on the river.
June 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
First day with water warm enough to take the standup paddleboard out on the river.
Nintendo am d0omed.
June 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Nintendo am d0omed.
Thinking about how there are billions of people alive today who have never experienced the Windows 3.1 Hot Dog Stand color scheme.
April 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Thinking about how there are billions of people alive today who have never experienced the Windows 3.1 Hot Dog Stand color scheme.
This is from 1908. Some things never change.
April 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is from 1908. Some things never change.
I sometimes wonder if I should include my valuable personal experience programming on the Timex Sinclair 1000 in my LinkedIn skills list.
April 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I sometimes wonder if I should include my valuable personal experience programming on the Timex Sinclair 1000 in my LinkedIn skills list.
We're slipping into "Winter ... Again" already.
March 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
We're slipping into "Winter ... Again" already.
When a "businessman" runs the country, they run it like a company, primarily focusing on the good of capital, not the good of consumers or employees.
March 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When a "businessman" runs the country, they run it like a company, primarily focusing on the good of capital, not the good of consumers or employees.
The derpiest bobcat.
March 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The derpiest bobcat.
Our dumb timeline, part 345: Reality is weirder than fiction.
March 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Our dumb timeline, part 345: Reality is weirder than fiction.
Love the idea that these are for escaping boring family Easter events like an 80s ninja. 🥷💨
March 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Love the idea that these are for escaping boring family Easter events like an 80s ninja. 🥷💨
Planes designed by Pixar.
February 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Planes designed by Pixar.
Being targeted by one of the knockoff LEGO brands.
February 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Being targeted by one of the knockoff LEGO brands.
This magazine exists because of that meme about what guys think about, right?
February 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This magazine exists because of that meme about what guys think about, right?
The adventure party in my truck.
February 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The adventure party in my truck.
Bring back wood-paneled home theater equipment - Pt IV.
February 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bring back wood-paneled home theater equipment - Pt IV.
Bring back wood-paneled home theater equipment - Pt III.
February 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bring back wood-paneled home theater equipment - Pt III.
Bring back wood-paneled home theater equipment - Pt II.
February 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bring back wood-paneled home theater equipment - Pt II.