The whole rumor that fElon Mump has to have test tube babies because of a botched "enhancement" operation down there- scandalous if true: okay here's the joke: #elongate

Tangerine Palpatine lmao

Still working on derogatory nicknames for the traitors running the USA into the ground.

I like Elon Mump. Although RFK prolly deserves that reference so...
Donny Soprano is a stretch, but gets the idea across

None of these guys act like men with working penises

The road to AI is paved with theft

Crazy

Seems more and more obvious that this whole thing in the USA is just SDE in the ruling class.

It's not that hard.

Space Karen must've crashed from all the rave drugs- he's been out of the news for two straight hours

Far Far Future War Museum Exhibit- Elon's Fone

"This is the fone that started the end of the World"

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Down with psychopathy!!!

To better reflect the identity of the new administration, he should change the name of the Gulf to the "Gulf of Poor Cocksmanship"

Billionaire Bootlickers is a pretty good name for a band. Debut album could be
Make America Go Away

My foot was itching so I took my shoe off like maybe it's a pebble got in there but no- it was effing elon down there in my sock jamming a thumb-drive into my ankle. Like dude what are you DOING get tf out of there. That's not yours!!! What a grabby little troll

Tried to bet someone $10 on the big game just to maybe care who wins a little, even letting them pick the team. Nobody wanted to bet- nobody cares $10 worth. That's ok, I run with that kinda crowd

To feel good all the time is Elitist!

I thought musks bond-villain arc would be Moonraker but turns out its Goldfinger.
So where tf is James Bond?