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The whole rumor that fElon Mump has to have test tube babies because of a botched "enhancement" operation down there- scandalous if true: okay here's the joke: #elongate
March 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tangerine Palpatine lmao
March 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Still working on derogatory nicknames for the traitors running the USA into the ground.

I like Elon Mump. Although RFK prolly deserves that reference so...
Donny Soprano is a stretch, but gets the idea across

None of these guys act like men with working penises
March 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The road to AI is paved with theft
March 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Crazy
I thought musks bond-villain arc would be Moonraker but turns out its Goldfinger.
So where tf is James Bond?
February 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Seems more and more obvious that this whole thing in the USA is just SDE in the ruling class.

It's not that hard.
February 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Space Karen must've crashed from all the rave drugs- he's been out of the news for two straight hours
February 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Far Far Future War Museum Exhibit- Elon's Fone

"This is the fone that started the end of the World"
February 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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February 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Down with psychopathy!!!
February 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
To better reflect the identity of the new administration, he should change the name of the Gulf to the "Gulf of Poor Cocksmanship"
February 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Billionaire Bootlickers is a pretty good name for a band. Debut album could be
Make America Go Away
February 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My foot was itching so I took my shoe off like maybe it's a pebble got in there but no- it was effing elon down there in my sock jamming a thumb-drive into my ankle. Like dude what are you DOING get tf out of there. That's not yours!!! What a grabby little troll
February 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Tried to bet someone $10 on the big game just to maybe care who wins a little, even letting them pick the team. Nobody wanted to bet- nobody cares $10 worth. That's ok, I run with that kinda crowd
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
To feel good all the time is Elitist!
February 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I thought musks bond-villain arc would be Moonraker but turns out its Goldfinger.
So where tf is James Bond?
February 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM