Spaceman Eddie
@spacemaneddie.bsky.social
Unfair to the Imbalanced. I'm annoyed, therefore I am. Past-er my peak every day. Motivational mime (Let’s Go!). Perennial Bumper Car World Champion (ret.)
“No problem,” they’ll say, “We have private ‘investors’ lined up.”
January 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
“No problem,” they’ll say, “We have private ‘investors’ lined up.”
My preference has long been meat hooks at the neighborhood Lukoil. There’s precedent.
January 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
My preference has long been meat hooks at the neighborhood Lukoil. There’s precedent.
Correction: His name is Stepin A Shit. You don’t need to credit me.
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Correction: His name is Stepin A Shit. You don’t need to credit me.
Correction: Stepin A Shit
January 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Correction: Stepin A Shit
I’m old enough to remember when that was the “public authority’s” job.
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’m old enough to remember when that was the “public authority’s” job.
Idyllic it is.
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Idyllic it is.
Mike Johnson is a reminder to rotate one’s fist inward upon contact for maximum effect.
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Mike Johnson is a reminder to rotate one’s fist inward upon contact for maximum effect.
“despite” or “because of”?
December 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“despite” or “because of”?
You must have a keen ear to understand the ignint babble spilling out of Perkins’ mouthhole but maybe I’m not the target audience.
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You must have a keen ear to understand the ignint babble spilling out of Perkins’ mouthhole but maybe I’m not the target audience.
but ya gotta say “in the name of Jesus” for the thoughts and prayers to work. A significant donation helps too. In Jesus’ name.
December 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
but ya gotta say “in the name of Jesus” for the thoughts and prayers to work. A significant donation helps too. In Jesus’ name.
Sounds like a turkey prep technique to me.
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sounds like a turkey prep technique to me.
Threadnought should be a college course.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Threadnought should be a college course.
Guessing that you’ve never poured concrete.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Guessing that you’ve never poured concrete.
I say it screams “Texas Culture”.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I say it screams “Texas Culture”.
You could fit a 2025 Honda Civic in that trunk and have room for this year’s Walmart Thanksgiving dinner.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
You could fit a 2025 Honda Civic in that trunk and have room for this year’s Walmart Thanksgiving dinner.
The Puffyjuicin’s are done quarterly now. Happens to all of us.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The Puffyjuicin’s are done quarterly now. Happens to all of us.
Which one is the groan emoji?
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Which one is the groan emoji?
Personal tour nominee: LizaBanks Montagna.
Exchange student nominee: Elisheva.
Exchange student nominee: Elisheva.
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Personal tour nominee: LizaBanks Montagna.
Exchange student nominee: Elisheva.
Exchange student nominee: Elisheva.
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September 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Whether it’s Charlie Kirk or Gabby Giffords, “conservatives” never miss a fundraising opportunity - even before the gusher has congealed.
September 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Whether it’s Charlie Kirk or Gabby Giffords, “conservatives” never miss a fundraising opportunity - even before the gusher has congealed.
Whether it’s Charlie Kirk or Gabby Giffords, “conservatives” never miss a fundraising opportunity - even before the gusher has congealed.
September 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Whether it’s Charlie Kirk or Gabby Giffords, “conservatives” never miss a fundraising opportunity - even before the gusher has congealed.
The first question should be “Ms. Maxwell, how do you pronounce your first name?”
July 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The first question should be “Ms. Maxwell, how do you pronounce your first name?”
What societal liabilities post. And they call themselves “progressive”.
July 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What societal liabilities post. And they call themselves “progressive”.