Alan Pritchard
@spaceman9599.bsky.social
My work here has yet to begin.
I was wondering how to get to see them in concert. Just discovered them and their music speaks to me deeply. So, thanks for accidentally inspiring me to know when and where they are playing!
August 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I was wondering how to get to see them in concert. Just discovered them and their music speaks to me deeply. So, thanks for accidentally inspiring me to know when and where they are playing!
I have never seen a turtle doing the 'perineal sunbathing' thing before. Now I cannot unsee it.
August 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have never seen a turtle doing the 'perineal sunbathing' thing before. Now I cannot unsee it.
*as well
Oh and a full military honours funeral for the queen of J6 FAFO too.
Oh and a full military honours funeral for the queen of J6 FAFO too.
August 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
*as well
Oh and a full military honours funeral for the queen of J6 FAFO too.
Oh and a full military honours funeral for the queen of J6 FAFO too.
Or commit genocide in already built concentration camps...
August 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Or commit genocide in already built concentration camps...
Funny how those MAGAts who scream 'FAFO' on every rage roid mob post about the terribly dangerous 'human rights thing' are utterly silent about the poster child of FAFO.
August 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Funny how those MAGAts who scream 'FAFO' on every rage roid mob post about the terribly dangerous 'human rights thing' are utterly silent about the poster child of FAFO.
The non treasonous police that died that day? Not so much.
Meanwhile, what was left of USAmerican democracy has been buried in an unmarked grave...
Meanwhile, what was left of USAmerican democracy has been buried in an unmarked grave...
August 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The non treasonous police that died that day? Not so much.
Meanwhile, what was left of USAmerican democracy has been buried in an unmarked grave...
Meanwhile, what was left of USAmerican democracy has been buried in an unmarked grave...
What the actual feck? The poster child for 'fuck around and find out' is now being honoured as a hero - just like all the other J6ers staffing ICEis and now in positions in the government.
Utterly vile.
Utterly vile.
August 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What the actual feck? The poster child for 'fuck around and find out' is now being honoured as a hero - just like all the other J6ers staffing ICEis and now in positions in the government.
Utterly vile.
Utterly vile.
Meanwhile, since the neo nazis in suits were the second largest party at the last racist opinion poll, sorry, election, they get to squat in the (increasigly fortified) chancellory. Because history tells us nothing ever goes wrong with neo-nazis in chancellories.
August 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Meanwhile, since the neo nazis in suits were the second largest party at the last racist opinion poll, sorry, election, they get to squat in the (increasigly fortified) chancellory. Because history tells us nothing ever goes wrong with neo-nazis in chancellories.
I lump them in the same category as 'alpha wannabees', 'zero content influenzers', 'tech bro cultists', 'fast fashion junkies' and 'tankies'. They think they have more money, but they use it mostly to leverage adopting the lifestyles most toxic to people and planet.
August 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I lump them in the same category as 'alpha wannabees', 'zero content influenzers', 'tech bro cultists', 'fast fashion junkies' and 'tankies'. They think they have more money, but they use it mostly to leverage adopting the lifestyles most toxic to people and planet.
Allegedly. Certainly the most virulently anti-gay pastors have a history of such...
August 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Allegedly. Certainly the most virulently anti-gay pastors have a history of such...
I am aware that the Venn diagram of those two groups overlaps heavily...
August 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I am aware that the Venn diagram of those two groups overlaps heavily...
Or, to be fair, AI tech bros, who are pursuing profit over human survival.
August 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Or, to be fair, AI tech bros, who are pursuing profit over human survival.
The fun part is where DOGE is now a bunch of 4chan edgelords who have hacked into the entire federal government, opened backdoors to their Russian buddies, and probably erased vital data including generational federal institutional knowledge,, directly tanking people's lives.
June 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The fun part is where DOGE is now a bunch of 4chan edgelords who have hacked into the entire federal government, opened backdoors to their Russian buddies, and probably erased vital data including generational federal institutional knowledge,, directly tanking people's lives.
To be fair though, his rage is hysterical, given how many billions he has gained through destroying any federal department investigating the shady/illegal practices of his companies, and securing himself additional fed contracts.
His addled dumpster fire has wiped more out from his worth though.
His addled dumpster fire has wiped more out from his worth though.
June 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
To be fair though, his rage is hysterical, given how many billions he has gained through destroying any federal department investigating the shady/illegal practices of his companies, and securing himself additional fed contracts.
His addled dumpster fire has wiped more out from his worth though.
His addled dumpster fire has wiped more out from his worth though.
In reality, fElon was just disappointed that Taco Man refused to contribute any DNA to his latest 'Genetic SuperDude' cloning project.
June 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
In reality, fElon was just disappointed that Taco Man refused to contribute any DNA to his latest 'Genetic SuperDude' cloning project.
He might as well have red caps printed with 'Enemy, domestic', given the clear and present danger that he and his regime pose.
But mostly crickets from those who swore their oaths to protect and uphold the constitution he uses as toilet paper...
But mostly crickets from those who swore their oaths to protect and uphold the constitution he uses as toilet paper...
May 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
He might as well have red caps printed with 'Enemy, domestic', given the clear and present danger that he and his regime pose.
But mostly crickets from those who swore their oaths to protect and uphold the constitution he uses as toilet paper...
But mostly crickets from those who swore their oaths to protect and uphold the constitution he uses as toilet paper...
As in he was turned by the KGB, but the KGB no longer exists. I could write FSB but this would, I think, be understood by fewer and would cut off just how long he has been on team Russia.
May 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
As in he was turned by the KGB, but the KGB no longer exists. I could write FSB but this would, I think, be understood by fewer and would cut off just how long he has been on team Russia.
Don't forget 'And one former KGB asset to rule them all'
April 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Don't forget 'And one former KGB asset to rule them all'
These criminalisations of boycotts brought to you by 'The Party of Free Speech Absolutism' and today's leitmotif 'How DARE you ask questions or advocate for the international law we signed up to?!'
March 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
These criminalisations of boycotts brought to you by 'The Party of Free Speech Absolutism' and today's leitmotif 'How DARE you ask questions or advocate for the international law we signed up to?!'