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charlie, 30+yo nb • he/they • mpls || software engineer || local dnd DM || mako's dad
my imaginative scenario, if I were a player and not a goalie:

*someone checks me*

me: omg did they just try to kabedon me? hey bro, what if we kissed at center ice?
👉👈
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
also I forgot what skating with mostly cis men is like. someone on my team legitimately got ejected from the game for checking, and a like 50-some year old lookin mf almost did too at the end, gramps was spitting bars

guys, this league was supposed to be the chill not rowdy league
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
yeah...this time I did not sleep well the previous night so I'm chalking it up to that
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
omg thank god I'm not the only person 😭

maybe we are both...vampires 🤝
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
maybe I'm just low on blood and need to exercise moderate vampirism
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
oh my GOD he's not even going to change the code he's just like "I didn't want to spend time on it"

1st of all, I don't think it's hard to understand, nor is it a bad pattern

2nd, our job is to make things better for the next iteration, why would you intentionally push code you think is confusing?
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I really do think some men in my field have a poison in their brain that tells them the way to build rapport with someone is to be a snob or lead with sarcastic jokes
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
yea!! honestly having someone else just help make informed decisions next to me (kayla and ellie) was huge for getting me through the start of it

winter armor making partie ❄️
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
for a place that cares so much about Velocity, there are so many blockers just to get something done. also half of the workforce lives in a different timezone so we're like ships in the night
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
you got this!! also if you ever need help I am Experienced now (though not an expert lol)
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
welcome to gay who can drive club
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM