Trump: 2 Impeachments,80 state and federal felonies, 4 indictments

Republicans: Yeah, he’s Our Guy.

If it weren’t for the microwave I wouldn’t do any cooking.

Please stop sending invite codes to people I don't like.

I have no doubts that aliens walk among us and they all shop at Walmart.

Told my manager that I hate my job and he said I know Kim you tell me that every time I call you.

There are males complaining about a dolls role in a movie being a lesser part and feeling emasculated. Let’s pop their heads off so they can’t speak so it’s more accurate to what really happened to Ken.

Mitch McConnell says he’s fine and was just a bit light headed. I’m not buying it I’m light headed all the time and I never stop talking.

The End of Twitter

Is this the place?