Imagine a country where they employ you as an attorney in the DoJ and you don’t understand what a metaphor is. Clearly the dumbest timeline we are living in.

The fact that Morgan still has a career is outrageous given how up to his neck in the phone hacking scandal. He claims his paper never did it but he knew it was going on and said nothing. And he knew that for about 5 years before any journalist was arrested. So was complicit.

There’s a great app called Pestle. You put the URL in and it strips out everything but the recipe ingredients and method for cooking.