the food looks so good I might steal some 👀

Not the little sausage middle finger, holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're right! I actually do think you've played barely one hour of Metroid Prime, if at all. Again, fans of a beloved franchise expect a sequel in that franchise to be like the previous entries.

You get annoyed when fans are disappointed, so it sounds like you need to get over yourself 👀

Don't gaf about any of those sorry, incase you forgot we're talking about Metroid

Reminding you that you said "they don't make metroids" which, as we've established, is false and there's plenty of Metroid games

Also gotta love how Metroid fans "sweaty nerds" when Metroid is a casual franchise 🤣

Weird, I could have sworn there were *at least* 3 Metroid Prime games before Prime 4.

And I could've sworn Metroid Dread was actually the 5th mainline entry in the series not even counting spinoffs.

Looks like someone doesn't know anything about Metroid "big dawg" 👀

Weird, still can't find anyone pointing out that Miles doesn't act like a GF trooper would, which is what you were complaining about. And it seems like you can't find anyone complaining about it, either. 🤣

Metroid fans don't want an annoying sidekick, period. That simple.

I know this may be difficult for you to understand, but Metroid Prime fans (the people who actually play the games) want a Metroid Prime sequel to be like Metroid Prime.

Gotta love how these "sweaty nerds" you speak of are just people who have been fans of the franchise since it's beginning, AKA the people who were actually going to buy the game

Crazy how absolutely no one is saying that a GF trooper wouldn't act the way Miles does, almost like that's not what people are complaining about... 👀

Kiryu has fought in prison, been beaten to a pulp, cut, shot, and maimed in countless fights over the course of decades, and yet somehow, he has perfect skin even in his old age

Please, that sounds heavenly,, @///@

REAL!!! Ppl be like "I stay on the other site because its bigger and i get more interaction :'(((((" and all I can think of is this gif, like this is the "interaction" they can't live without

I could probably zoom in on some screenshots that featured her but that's about it

Thinking to myself "Finally, a dating app that works" as I lay there stewing in your guts, still twitching in the afterglow of whatever we just got up to <3

Some think sheep make funny noises when we get squeezed, or that we're "prey animals" or whatever, but not me, I'm... I'm.... buh... coils... need coils... @////@