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sp00pkittn.bsky.social
@sp00pkittn.bsky.social
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portland oregon
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ofc the new york times only mentions THIS particular engraving. new york times=new york post
September 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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December 20, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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Luigi Mangione
December 10, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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theyre the same picture
the uhc assassin smiling jake gyllenhaal from nightcrawler smiling
December 6, 2024 at 10:34 AM
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people standing cheerfully next to brian thompsons grave (rip bozo)
December 6, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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rip absolute bozo

biden, if you are listening, tell DOJ to prosecute it as a federal crime, then pardon the shooter
A bar chart showing claim denial rates by insurance company, with UnitedHealthcare (UHC) at the highest rate of 32%. Text overlaid on the chart reads, "Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson," with an image of a man and a cloudy sky. A meme featuring a man with smoke effects, labeled "#PACKWATCH💯💨." Text at the bottom reads, "Rest in piss, you won’t be missed."
December 4, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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jeve stobs
November 29, 2024 at 7:11 AM
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161. votes.

republicans made no gains + lost seats, bucking the national trend lmao
"A headline reads 'Lesly Muñoz Wins Seat for Oregon Supermajority.' Below it are the date, 'November 27th, 2024,' and the location, 'Oregon.' A note underneath states, 'Oregon Working Families Party supported effort with 44,000 bilingual calls.' At the bottom, it says, 'Woodburn, OR — Representative-elect Lesly Muñoz pulled ahead by 161 votes to win a seat in the state legislature representing House District 22.'" from the article: "Oregon Working Families Party partnered with the farmworkers’ union Pineros y Campesinos Unidos del Noroeste (PCUN) to supplement the bilingual campaign for Representative-elect Muñoz by making over 44,000 bilingual calls to reach under-engaged voters in District 22. “Farmworkers need a seat at the table in our state legislature,” said Representative-elect Lesly Muñoz (D/WFP – Woodburn). “Recently farmworkers won the same overtime protections all other Oregon workers enjoy, and now we have a voice in Salem to fight for equal rights in other areas.” Oregon Working Families Party partnered with PCUN to supplement the bilingual campaign for Representative-elect Muñoz by making over 44,000 bilingual calls to reach under-engaged voters in District 22."
November 28, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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beetlejuice shrunken head guy
November 27, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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bringing a six pack of this particular beverage back to my apartment complex
gaylord apartments
November 27, 2024 at 6:45 AM
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tired man
November 26, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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A tweet with two photos of a man holding his baby, one when the baby is newborn and another when the baby is three months old. The tweet reads: "My 3-month-old son is now TWICE as big as when he was born. He's on track to weigh 7.5 trillion pounds by age 10."
November 26, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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If you're a millenial, you can hear this image
Williams Street end card, played after many Adult Swim shows during the '00s and '10s
November 25, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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who gets stoned and then....invents eugenics ?
Reddit post: " My buddy and I were getting stoned last night, and thought of the perfect way to save humanity for future generations. Every baby would automatically be sterilized at birth, with it only being allowed to be reversed after people prove their worth to become a parent. This would involve a series of psychological and genetic fitness tests to ensure that both parents are strong and stable, ensuring that the offspring would be also. All prospective parents would have to be between 20 and 35, the ideal breeding age, having a steady job, employment, and housing. They would also need a clean criminal record, a minimum IQ, and a good moral character (no magas, no felonies, letters of recommendation from other parties, etc.) Most importantly, they must not have any genetic defects, such as family history of cancer, down syndrome, being prone to addiction, and so on. It is up to us to improve the quality of future generations, so our children can grow up to be strong, intelligent, robust, and in general can just do it all. By breeding out these negative traits and promoting the breeding of positive ones, we will be a much stronger and higher quality species as a whole in several hundred years. Our decendents will thank us all for our hard work and sacrifices to strengthen humanity. It starts with all of us. We can do it."
November 24, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Bernie gives speech to empty house of representatives about the dangers of the gulf war and how it does nothing to help America. He was right just like he has always been.
Bernie gives speech to empty house in 1991 about the Gulf War. Notable quote from speech: "There is no question in my mind that the United States government and its allies will win this War. I am not at all sure that the people of our country, especially the working people, the poor people and the elderly will win. The 2 million homeless people in our country sleeping out on the sidewalks and under the bridges are not going to win this war. There will be no money available to house the tens of millions of Americans who cannot afford health care today are not going to win this war."
November 23, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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lots of no pfp zombie accounts....should i block them
accounts with no profile pic
November 22, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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im going to be the first person to post that video where ted cruz swallowed a fly
November 22, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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Meme with text: "Refugees didn’t take away affordable housing. Rich landlords and greedy politicians did." The image features a cartoonish style reminiscent of vintage propaganda, with a top-hat-wearing capitalist holding a sack of money, being kicked by a Vault Boy-like character symbolizing resistance to exploitation.
November 22, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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Meme: woah there partner round these here parts we support transgender folks
November 21, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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me watching the chuds roll into bluesky trying to trigger the libs
A scene from The Big Lebowski set in a bowling alley, showing "The Dude" (Jeff Bridges) with long hair and a beard, wearing a casual t-shirt, sitting next to Walter Sobchak (John Goodman), who is wearing yellow-tinted sunglasses and a beige vest, looking stern.
November 21, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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a play on the "shes so crazy! love her!" meme with the lady that has a bag of snacks on her head, standing in front of a freezer in a convenient store. In this satirical variation it says "she's so gone! miss her!!!", and she has been removed from the scene completely.
November 21, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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Vintage-style parody book cover titled 'Everything I Don't Like Is Woke: A Book for Basic Dickheads,' featuring a boy pointing at an engine, saying, 'This engine is woke.
November 21, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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Meme: "SOMETIMES I SAY IDK, AND BE KNOWING"
November 21, 2024 at 3:40 AM