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soysaucesticks.bsky.social
em - 59 Club
@soysaucesticks.bsky.social
25, she/they, married
just an artist trying to survive in corporate america
🏳️‍🌈💙
🏴ANARCHIST
Pinned
new #promosky

⛓️alternative fashion
🤡horror
🦜pets (specifically birds)
🏍️cars, motorcycles, and detailing
🎨arts and crafts
📸photography
👾 video games (Tiny Tina's, Borderlands, Fallout, COD Mobile)
🛹longboarding
🎵music (Korn, Die Antwoord, PATD, FOB, Paramore, Ice Cube, nu metal, rap, pop punk)
wow 2 months since my last post??? time flies when you have no concept of time anymore because time isnt real
July 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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May 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
can I commission someone with a nice customer service voice to make my business voicemail?
May 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
my dad took his ambien and sent me home with the most random assortment of shit. MY old bow and arrows, MY old camping backpack, and a bowling ball 💀
April 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
sometimes I feel like I should just shut the fuck up and never speak again.
I was selectively mute until I was 10, I wanna go back.
April 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
shit was starting to burn so I had to stir the pot, don't get mad at me lol
April 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
if I told you what was going on in my life right now, you'd think I was telling you about an episode of shameless that you haven't seen
April 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
btw I DO sell feet pics and I WILL send you videos of me stepping in shit
April 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
hit a rabbit and broke the splitter on the front of my car :(
lucky that's all that happened tho
April 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
WE HAVE A BABY
April 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Really need to quit my job and just focus on taking more naps.
April 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
so anyway, I got bit by a parrot today
April 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
heyyyy guyyyyysssss im back and better than ever :)
kinda had a manic episode BUT IT WORKED OUT
April 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I just want a gym buddy :(
April 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
my husband has always been skinny but strong. now he's going to the gym and just after a few days he can see gains and I just🤤🤤🤤🤤
April 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
just saw a comment that said if you cook a steak in a cast iron pan, to get the perfect steak, just play Fergalicious once for each side. I gotta try it
April 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I cant wait for the day I can finally beat the shit out of my mother in law
April 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
why THE FUCK is dominos trying to act like stuffed crust is new???
April 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
if I have my dog with me out in public, ive fully accepted the fact that people will talk to me and I want him to be social, so PLEASE talk to my dog. dont talk to me, but please talk to him and tell him how pretty and well behaved he is, he loves it.
April 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
one like before I take a shower and ill shave the sides of my head
March 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I hate cleaning the litter box bc I have to take a shower immediately afterwards no matter what. so I have to mentally prepare myself for 2 big things
March 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I have 2 moods:
•Full of yap
•Nonverbal
March 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I REALLY dont want to clean out the litter box but I have to and im procrastinating
March 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I want a great dane so bad but i don't live in a barn
March 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM