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I’m Batman
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Better days
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I don’t use ai but when I do I feel wicked smart
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not fair that x hates me and also my ex :(
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I was joking about the Katy Perry thing @ Elon musk of blue sky
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I got locked out of heaven aka my x account for 6 days brb yall
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Woke up and ate a Ghostpepr pizza laced with 1^º fentanyl for flavor yeah

RangoDurangeGo alfed pretty please don’t T-ry m3
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I just took a Crying test turns out I’m the biggest bitch @ cry more man
>Spider-mans regarded cuzzi<
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The enjoyer of this #BatGuy?
Because the people will say yeah I seen his posts on the #BatSky
He’s different, maybe even #BatShitCrazy
To that I say #HeyBattaBatta
Come out and play #BatBae ? #Me.
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is the only place where I get to
#BatOut 😝
Nobody likes Batman = Nobody likes me 🦇

Perfect place to let my personality shine ✨
#BatDAY
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I didn’t mention it but if you dm me on the butterfly app (only reason I’m here) called bluesky #BatBlocked #BatDie #BatTruth #Bat#
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Can Batman have babies ??? Idk why don’t you google it boomer
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I just realized besides the imaginary Bluewhale btc coated chips, some bodega chiladas, and now this I’m seriously believing I might be pregnant again #BatBaby #2

I aborted the first one :)
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Some say what dessert does Batman eat for dinner.
#BatNeeds
I like my cafe how I like my biscuits how I like my bitches how I love my women.
Only real #BatHeads know this one 🤫🦇
October 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yesterday I smoked 17 bad guys
Today I’ve smoked 8 bad guys
I’ll take what I can get.
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Lil Wayne and B.Wayne have a twin flame 🥰
🪑
🌳
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Next season #MrWayne I don’t know anything about that person so don’t ask #BatWho
Is going to donate 10 billion to the MLB to change the name of “Baseball”

I wonder what it could be 🙎🏽‍♂️
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Niceee just check the scores of the #BatGame let’s go Cnada 🍁 BlueJays what a good do to have the blues,
oh yeah
o.o shout out seasonal depression 🖕🏽
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Is there even people on bluesky I feel like I’m talking to myself here! O wait I am 📻
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Self aware but to the point of so much awareness that Spider-Man wouldn’t be able to dodge my punch
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Batman’s a freak, Spider-Man is a nerd
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Chihuahua fashion week
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Id rock that shit make it look 👀
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Perfect time to bust out the costume ;) *its just be butt naked everywhere and a leaf covering my primative parts
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It’s gotten to the point where I don’t wanna show my face anymore because I don’t want people to think I’m whatever at them. Everyone
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM