i will always wear these overalls to shows bc i can stuff everything in my chest pocket and feel like a kangaroo. which i think is extra appropriate tonight since the band is from australia.

we’re gonna have some confused-ass birds

“Born in East LA” and “Canadian Bacon” both hitting real different in 2025

i’m posting another picture of my nails bc nothing is real

“babe, can you grab me a diet coke at the store?”

comes home with this, “it was buy 2 get 3!”

My natural nails are very thin, fragile, and oily. They don’t tolerate gel or fake nails well. This is all conventional nail lacquer and some stickers. I love long nails but doing it this way takes a lot of time + trial&error. This is the longest I’ve ever been able to get them.

Even before deleting my meta accounts, I didn’t have much of a social media presence. I want to have more of one and it’s difficult for me to flip that switch in my brain that allows me to believe people give two shits about what I have to think. This account will be an exercise in changing that.

slowly learning to coexist

mark mothersbaugh’s arch-nemesis: fark fathersbaugh

pay the cat tax