David Swain ---- *Roleplay*
@southernhothead.bsky.social
Parody/Roleplay account for an original character. Frequently NSFW. 18+. Not associated with Rudy Pankow. #TriggerWarnings #ContentWarnings
(Laz)
I walk over and hand him a cup of coffee before sitting down with mine. "She said they grabbed her from the parking lot at work. That they wore masks. That she smelled something familiar on the rag they put over her mouth. That she was in a barn with hard packed earth and not concrete.+
I walk over and hand him a cup of coffee before sitting down with mine. "She said they grabbed her from the parking lot at work. That they wore masks. That she smelled something familiar on the rag they put over her mouth. That she was in a barn with hard packed earth and not concrete.+
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
(Laz)
I walk over and hand him a cup of coffee before sitting down with mine. "She said they grabbed her from the parking lot at work. That they wore masks. That she smelled something familiar on the rag they put over her mouth. That she was in a barn with hard packed earth and not concrete.+
I walk over and hand him a cup of coffee before sitting down with mine. "She said they grabbed her from the parking lot at work. That they wore masks. That she smelled something familiar on the rag they put over her mouth. That she was in a barn with hard packed earth and not concrete.+
(Lazare)
I look up from the curtain I'm destroying for one of the rooms in the haunted house as Darien comes in. "Hey kid."
I look up from the curtain I'm destroying for one of the rooms in the haunted house as Darien comes in. "Hey kid."
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
(Lazare)
I look up from the curtain I'm destroying for one of the rooms in the haunted house as Darien comes in. "Hey kid."
I look up from the curtain I'm destroying for one of the rooms in the haunted house as Darien comes in. "Hey kid."
The very helpful, but very scary Frenchman and I are spending the day putting finishing touches on the haunted house after moving the gym equipment into storage.
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The very helpful, but very scary Frenchman and I are spending the day putting finishing touches on the haunted house after moving the gym equipment into storage.
(Luis)
I drive out to my cabin in the bayou and park out front before going inside. I grab a bottle of tequila and flop onto the couch before taking a swig out of the bottle.
// @hotheadedtrouble.bsky.social
I drive out to my cabin in the bayou and park out front before going inside. I grab a bottle of tequila and flop onto the couch before taking a swig out of the bottle.
// @hotheadedtrouble.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
(Luis)
I drive out to my cabin in the bayou and park out front before going inside. I grab a bottle of tequila and flop onto the couch before taking a swig out of the bottle.
// @hotheadedtrouble.bsky.social
I drive out to my cabin in the bayou and park out front before going inside. I grab a bottle of tequila and flop onto the couch before taking a swig out of the bottle.
// @hotheadedtrouble.bsky.social
(Luis)
I growl as I walk up behind Tilly, my patch fully visible on my kutte, and wrap my arm around her waist, glaring at the guys. "Back the fuck off. Tils is family, not one of the whores."
I growl as I walk up behind Tilly, my patch fully visible on my kutte, and wrap my arm around her waist, glaring at the guys. "Back the fuck off. Tils is family, not one of the whores."
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
(Luis)
I growl as I walk up behind Tilly, my patch fully visible on my kutte, and wrap my arm around her waist, glaring at the guys. "Back the fuck off. Tils is family, not one of the whores."
I growl as I walk up behind Tilly, my patch fully visible on my kutte, and wrap my arm around her waist, glaring at the guys. "Back the fuck off. Tils is family, not one of the whores."
I finish sweeping up between customers and look around my temporarily empty gym as I sip my lemonade. -not bad for the angry, violent son of an angry, violent piece of shit from North Carolina.-
October 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I finish sweeping up between customers and look around my temporarily empty gym as I sip my lemonade. -not bad for the angry, violent son of an angry, violent piece of shit from North Carolina.-
+ David Luke Swain
+ Lives in New Orleans
+ Owner of Apollo Boxing Gym
+ Only child
+ Best Friend of @hotheadedtrouble.bsky.social
+ Member of Hellraisers MC
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
+ Lives in New Orleans
+ Owner of Apollo Boxing Gym
+ Only child
+ Best Friend of @hotheadedtrouble.bsky.social
+ Member of Hellraisers MC
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
+ David Luke Swain
+ Lives in New Orleans
+ Owner of Apollo Boxing Gym
+ Only child
+ Best Friend of @hotheadedtrouble.bsky.social
+ Member of Hellraisers MC
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
+ Lives in New Orleans
+ Owner of Apollo Boxing Gym
+ Only child
+ Best Friend of @hotheadedtrouble.bsky.social
+ Member of Hellraisers MC
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
+ David Luke Swain
+ Lives in San Francisco
+ Owner of Apollo Boxing Gym
+ Only child
+ Member of Hellraisers MC
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
+ Lives in San Francisco
+ Owner of Apollo Boxing Gym
+ Only child
+ Member of Hellraisers MC
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
+ David Luke Swain
+ Lives in San Francisco
+ Owner of Apollo Boxing Gym
+ Only child
+ Member of Hellraisers MC
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
+ Lives in San Francisco
+ Owner of Apollo Boxing Gym
+ Only child
+ Member of Hellraisers MC
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
#Madison’sPOV
#HellraisersRoyalty
I walk through the cemetery in the dark, my family tattoo visible on my back as I make my way to Dad’s grave.
Normally Raleigh comes with me, as one of the founding members, Dad was like one of Raleigh’s uncles, but he’s busy and I need the peace and quiet.+
#HellraisersRoyalty
I walk through the cemetery in the dark, my family tattoo visible on my back as I make my way to Dad’s grave.
Normally Raleigh comes with me, as one of the founding members, Dad was like one of Raleigh’s uncles, but he’s busy and I need the peace and quiet.+
August 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
#Madison’sPOV
#HellraisersRoyalty
I walk through the cemetery in the dark, my family tattoo visible on my back as I make my way to Dad’s grave.
Normally Raleigh comes with me, as one of the founding members, Dad was like one of Raleigh’s uncles, but he’s busy and I need the peace and quiet.+
#HellraisersRoyalty
I walk through the cemetery in the dark, my family tattoo visible on my back as I make my way to Dad’s grave.
Normally Raleigh comes with me, as one of the founding members, Dad was like one of Raleigh’s uncles, but he’s busy and I need the peace and quiet.+
(Tamara)
I’m walking through the waiting room when I see Pixie. I blink and walk over. “Sweetheart?”
I’m walking through the waiting room when I see Pixie. I blink and walk over. “Sweetheart?”
August 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
(Tamara)
I’m walking through the waiting room when I see Pixie. I blink and walk over. “Sweetheart?”
I’m walking through the waiting room when I see Pixie. I blink and walk over. “Sweetheart?”
(Colt)
I sigh quietly when our sister Madi walks in behind Ryley. I watch as she realizes what’s going on and she moves around Ryley to behind the bar.
I sigh quietly when our sister Madi walks in behind Ryley. I watch as she realizes what’s going on and she moves around Ryley to behind the bar.
August 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
(Colt)
I sigh quietly when our sister Madi walks in behind Ryley. I watch as she realizes what’s going on and she moves around Ryley to behind the bar.
I sigh quietly when our sister Madi walks in behind Ryley. I watch as she realizes what’s going on and she moves around Ryley to behind the bar.
(Effie)
I watch as Kinsey and Joey walk towards Bjorn, Fenris and Jed, keeping my eyes on them and Ruby.
(Colt)
We lead her inside and Sheldon goes to the bar to get drinks as I rest my hand on Rory's lower back and lead her to the pool table.
(Dee)
"I hate those days. I'm sorry."
//Kins & Jo
I watch as Kinsey and Joey walk towards Bjorn, Fenris and Jed, keeping my eyes on them and Ruby.
(Colt)
We lead her inside and Sheldon goes to the bar to get drinks as I rest my hand on Rory's lower back and lead her to the pool table.
(Dee)
"I hate those days. I'm sorry."
//Kins & Jo
August 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
(Effie)
I watch as Kinsey and Joey walk towards Bjorn, Fenris and Jed, keeping my eyes on them and Ruby.
(Colt)
We lead her inside and Sheldon goes to the bar to get drinks as I rest my hand on Rory's lower back and lead her to the pool table.
(Dee)
"I hate those days. I'm sorry."
//Kins & Jo
I watch as Kinsey and Joey walk towards Bjorn, Fenris and Jed, keeping my eyes on them and Ruby.
(Colt)
We lead her inside and Sheldon goes to the bar to get drinks as I rest my hand on Rory's lower back and lead her to the pool table.
(Dee)
"I hate those days. I'm sorry."
//Kins & Jo
(Sheldon)
I watch as Effie takes her seat before I look at Edgar and whisper, "What is it, boss?"
I watch as Effie takes her seat before I look at Edgar and whisper, "What is it, boss?"
August 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
(Sheldon)
I watch as Effie takes her seat before I look at Edgar and whisper, "What is it, boss?"
I watch as Effie takes her seat before I look at Edgar and whisper, "What is it, boss?"
(Dee)
I walk into the kitchen and laugh. "Yes, it is. You still avoiding my new brother?"
(Effie)
I laugh. "No, apparently they're all neglecting his need to act like an old woman at a bingo hall."
I walk into the kitchen and laugh. "Yes, it is. You still avoiding my new brother?"
(Effie)
I laugh. "No, apparently they're all neglecting his need to act like an old woman at a bingo hall."
August 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
(Dee)
I walk into the kitchen and laugh. "Yes, it is. You still avoiding my new brother?"
(Effie)
I laugh. "No, apparently they're all neglecting his need to act like an old woman at a bingo hall."
I walk into the kitchen and laugh. "Yes, it is. You still avoiding my new brother?"
(Effie)
I laugh. "No, apparently they're all neglecting his need to act like an old woman at a bingo hall."
(Effie)
I make a face. "That is confusing. Not sure I'd be willing to marry someone with that kind of thinking. As for Frank, he's not welcome here, so you're safe from him tonight."
Regan, Sheldon and Colt walk over and kiss my cheeks before grabbing beers from the cooler.
I introduce them.+
I make a face. "That is confusing. Not sure I'd be willing to marry someone with that kind of thinking. As for Frank, he's not welcome here, so you're safe from him tonight."
Regan, Sheldon and Colt walk over and kiss my cheeks before grabbing beers from the cooler.
I introduce them.+
August 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
(Effie)
I make a face. "That is confusing. Not sure I'd be willing to marry someone with that kind of thinking. As for Frank, he's not welcome here, so you're safe from him tonight."
Regan, Sheldon and Colt walk over and kiss my cheeks before grabbing beers from the cooler.
I introduce them.+
I make a face. "That is confusing. Not sure I'd be willing to marry someone with that kind of thinking. As for Frank, he's not welcome here, so you're safe from him tonight."
Regan, Sheldon and Colt walk over and kiss my cheeks before grabbing beers from the cooler.
I introduce them.+
(Effie)
I walk up, ready for the party and rub Dee's back. "Go get dressed, DeeDee."
Dee nods and then sighs. "Hate it when you wear a skirt to parties. Means I'm more likely to see you and my brother fucking again."
I laugh as she walks away.
I walk up, ready for the party and rub Dee's back. "Go get dressed, DeeDee."
Dee nods and then sighs. "Hate it when you wear a skirt to parties. Means I'm more likely to see you and my brother fucking again."
I laugh as she walks away.
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
(Effie)
I walk up, ready for the party and rub Dee's back. "Go get dressed, DeeDee."
Dee nods and then sighs. "Hate it when you wear a skirt to parties. Means I'm more likely to see you and my brother fucking again."
I laugh as she walks away.
I walk up, ready for the party and rub Dee's back. "Go get dressed, DeeDee."
Dee nods and then sighs. "Hate it when you wear a skirt to parties. Means I'm more likely to see you and my brother fucking again."
I laugh as she walks away.
(Effie)
I nod. "Same." I take off my leather jacket and store it under the bar so my ol' lady tattoo is visible on my back with my backless tank top.
Dee comes out with glasses and two pitchers of lemonade and sets them on the counter.
I nod. "Same." I take off my leather jacket and store it under the bar so my ol' lady tattoo is visible on my back with my backless tank top.
Dee comes out with glasses and two pitchers of lemonade and sets them on the counter.
August 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
(Effie)
I nod. "Same." I take off my leather jacket and store it under the bar so my ol' lady tattoo is visible on my back with my backless tank top.
Dee comes out with glasses and two pitchers of lemonade and sets them on the counter.
I nod. "Same." I take off my leather jacket and store it under the bar so my ol' lady tattoo is visible on my back with my backless tank top.
Dee comes out with glasses and two pitchers of lemonade and sets them on the counter.
(Effie)
I walk over and hug Ruby and Dakota. "Everything is gonna be fine, loves. The meeting is just a preemptive measure. I've got your backs."
Stacie and Cadia come in with Joey and Kinsey, Cadia's ol' lady tattoo on full display on her back.+
I walk over and hug Ruby and Dakota. "Everything is gonna be fine, loves. The meeting is just a preemptive measure. I've got your backs."
Stacie and Cadia come in with Joey and Kinsey, Cadia's ol' lady tattoo on full display on her back.+
August 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
(Effie)
I walk over and hug Ruby and Dakota. "Everything is gonna be fine, loves. The meeting is just a preemptive measure. I've got your backs."
Stacie and Cadia come in with Joey and Kinsey, Cadia's ol' lady tattoo on full display on her back.+
I walk over and hug Ruby and Dakota. "Everything is gonna be fine, loves. The meeting is just a preemptive measure. I've got your backs."
Stacie and Cadia come in with Joey and Kinsey, Cadia's ol' lady tattoo on full display on her back.+
I'm woken up when it's still dark out by a phone call. I groan softly as I answer. "Hello?"
I hear my stepmom's quiet voice. "Happy birthday, baby boy."
I sigh. "Thanks Mom."
She says, "Oh, Lucas is your brother, by the way. Have a good day, baby."+
I hear my stepmom's quiet voice. "Happy birthday, baby boy."
I sigh. "Thanks Mom."
She says, "Oh, Lucas is your brother, by the way. Have a good day, baby."+
August 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm woken up when it's still dark out by a phone call. I groan softly as I answer. "Hello?"
I hear my stepmom's quiet voice. "Happy birthday, baby boy."
I sigh. "Thanks Mom."
She says, "Oh, Lucas is your brother, by the way. Have a good day, baby."+
I hear my stepmom's quiet voice. "Happy birthday, baby boy."
I sigh. "Thanks Mom."
She says, "Oh, Lucas is your brother, by the way. Have a good day, baby."+
:: 2025, August 10. Abel's birthday ::
With @brokenwingedpixie.bsky.social
With @brokenwingedpixie.bsky.social
August 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
:: 2025, August 10. Abel's birthday ::
With @brokenwingedpixie.bsky.social
With @brokenwingedpixie.bsky.social
(Dee)
Stacie kisses our cheeks before softly saying, "I have to go. Kinsey has got work and I have to watch the kids. Have fun." She leaves, heading towards the back of the lot, away from the Irish guys.
The new guy looks towards us as he gets off his bike.
Stacie kisses our cheeks before softly saying, "I have to go. Kinsey has got work and I have to watch the kids. Have fun." She leaves, heading towards the back of the lot, away from the Irish guys.
The new guy looks towards us as he gets off his bike.
August 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
(Dee)
Stacie kisses our cheeks before softly saying, "I have to go. Kinsey has got work and I have to watch the kids. Have fun." She leaves, heading towards the back of the lot, away from the Irish guys.
The new guy looks towards us as he gets off his bike.
Stacie kisses our cheeks before softly saying, "I have to go. Kinsey has got work and I have to watch the kids. Have fun." She leaves, heading towards the back of the lot, away from the Irish guys.
The new guy looks towards us as he gets off his bike.
(Norris)
I carefully scoop Pixie up as Filip quickly puts pressure on the gunshot wound on her side.
Harry picks Tommy up and we rush both kids to the van we brought with us when the people who live on the street started calling us.+
I carefully scoop Pixie up as Filip quickly puts pressure on the gunshot wound on her side.
Harry picks Tommy up and we rush both kids to the van we brought with us when the people who live on the street started calling us.+
August 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
(Norris)
I carefully scoop Pixie up as Filip quickly puts pressure on the gunshot wound on her side.
Harry picks Tommy up and we rush both kids to the van we brought with us when the people who live on the street started calling us.+
I carefully scoop Pixie up as Filip quickly puts pressure on the gunshot wound on her side.
Harry picks Tommy up and we rush both kids to the van we brought with us when the people who live on the street started calling us.+
(Grey)
When the pricks are all taken care of, I pat Darien’s back. “Go get cleaned up and go to your girls. Quinn and I got disposal.”
// @romanparody.bsky.social
When the pricks are all taken care of, I pat Darien’s back. “Go get cleaned up and go to your girls. Quinn and I got disposal.”
// @romanparody.bsky.social
July 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
(Grey)
When the pricks are all taken care of, I pat Darien’s back. “Go get cleaned up and go to your girls. Quinn and I got disposal.”
// @romanparody.bsky.social
When the pricks are all taken care of, I pat Darien’s back. “Go get cleaned up and go to your girls. Quinn and I got disposal.”
// @romanparody.bsky.social
(Matty)
I’m in the kitchen, making lemonade, and I grin and hug her tightly. “Hi baby.”
I’m in the kitchen, making lemonade, and I grin and hug her tightly. “Hi baby.”
July 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
(Matty)
I’m in the kitchen, making lemonade, and I grin and hug her tightly. “Hi baby.”
I’m in the kitchen, making lemonade, and I grin and hug her tightly. “Hi baby.”
I snort so hard it hurts. “Noble. There is no way you have fucked your way through Portland.”
I hear a loud laugh behind me. “Did that sentence hurt to say, Aid?”
I nod. “Yes, Derrick. It did.”
I hear a loud laugh behind me. “Did that sentence hurt to say, Aid?”
I nod. “Yes, Derrick. It did.”
July 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I snort so hard it hurts. “Noble. There is no way you have fucked your way through Portland.”
I hear a loud laugh behind me. “Did that sentence hurt to say, Aid?”
I nod. “Yes, Derrick. It did.”
I hear a loud laugh behind me. “Did that sentence hurt to say, Aid?”
I nod. “Yes, Derrick. It did.”