Happy zombie Jesus day for all those that celebrate!

The weather where I live for the next five days. Utter nonsense.

Life for the next four years

I hate it here and it hasn’t even been a full fucking week yet! Four years of this bullshit!

I’m so tired of seeing commercials for men’s dick pills and creams. A lot of you guys deserve limp crooked dicks.

It’s my birthday on Sunday. So I made myself Dutch apple pie. I’m one of those weirdos that prefers pie over cake. This is my first time ever doing this type of pie. I always have trouble cutting that first piece. So my piece isn’t that pretty. Anyway! It was all I hoped it would be. 10/10

Since everyone is sharing their pets. Here’s my beautiful boy. Always wanted a Beagle. And he had to be named Huckleberry!

How’s this place work? I had a Twitter for about 15 years I think I tweeted like 5 times. I was on there just to see what the world was up to. I need more people to follow to keep me informed that this world isn’t complete shit.

I was told I needed to check this place out. So here I am. I’m sure it’s better than that other place.