Soused
@soused.bsky.social
Not sustainable to stockpile liquor before hurricanes, we should also be murdering oil executives.
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Soused
@soused.bsky.social
· Nov 14
5 steps to save the climate.
1. Murder oil executives.
2. Corporations start hiring private security firms to protect their C-Suite.
3. Private Equity buys all the security firms.
4. KPMG advises Private Equity to reduce labour costs.
5. Get paid minimum wage to murder oil executives.
1. Murder oil executives.
2. Corporations start hiring private security firms to protect their C-Suite.
3. Private Equity buys all the security firms.
4. KPMG advises Private Equity to reduce labour costs.
5. Get paid minimum wage to murder oil executives.
Debating if I need to wear clothes to stand in the fridge door and pair a plastic bag full of chicken necks with a breakfast whiskey soda.
October 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Debating if I need to wear clothes to stand in the fridge door and pair a plastic bag full of chicken necks with a breakfast whiskey soda.
Just finished form tackling this dog so perfectly, dude is pissed.
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Just finished form tackling this dog so perfectly, dude is pissed.
Yes I am at my hotel. I can see the door. The dog knows which door it is. Nobody is in disagreement. We are outside. We are going to stay outside.
My Spanish is bad, how do you say "I lost the keys" to a Mexican dog?
My Spanish is bad, how do you say "I lost the keys" to a Mexican dog?
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Yes I am at my hotel. I can see the door. The dog knows which door it is. Nobody is in disagreement. We are outside. We are going to stay outside.
My Spanish is bad, how do you say "I lost the keys" to a Mexican dog?
My Spanish is bad, how do you say "I lost the keys" to a Mexican dog?
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As someone who came here as an immigrant, I can’t tell you how jarring it is to see this anti immigration narrative flooding our politics every single day, people will say they don’t mean you, it doesn’t matter, it’s disgusting
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As someone who came here as an immigrant, I can’t tell you how jarring it is to see this anti immigration narrative flooding our politics every single day, people will say they don’t mean you, it doesn’t matter, it’s disgusting
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