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Call me Tony soprano the way I’m killing this pussy
July 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Call me Tony soprano the way I’m killing this pussy
Jesus on the cross didn’t suffer as much as someone living without a dishwasher
July 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Jesus on the cross didn’t suffer as much as someone living without a dishwasher
Seeing one of those corny erotic video story app adds on the ABC NEWS channel in between coverage of this dumpster fire cabinet meeting. What a time to be alive!
April 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Seeing one of those corny erotic video story app adds on the ABC NEWS channel in between coverage of this dumpster fire cabinet meeting. What a time to be alive!
Hotels swapping continental breakfasts with restaurants is what led to the downfall of America
April 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hotels swapping continental breakfasts with restaurants is what led to the downfall of America
Seeing a big ass roach right after getting home from your night shift has to be one of the worst experiences ever
April 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Seeing a big ass roach right after getting home from your night shift has to be one of the worst experiences ever
Sean king’s suicidal diddy is the dumbest song to exist, but my god is it a bop
April 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sean king’s suicidal diddy is the dumbest song to exist, but my god is it a bop
Storming out of church immediately after the final amen and posting a black and white insta story of my 2008 Honda accord with the captain “get me to satan’s lair”>>>>
March 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Storming out of church immediately after the final amen and posting a black and white insta story of my 2008 Honda accord with the captain “get me to satan’s lair”>>>>
Trying to figure out how to look at alt text on here
March 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Trying to figure out how to look at alt text on here
Absolutely fucking up these chocolate teddy grahams
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Absolutely fucking up these chocolate teddy grahams
Why the FUCK is Zaxbys attempting the Philly??
March 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Why the FUCK is Zaxbys attempting the Philly??
Senior citizens seeing they don’t get an emoji in the Bluesky Activism Copypasta
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Senior citizens seeing they don’t get an emoji in the Bluesky Activism Copypasta
Obviously yes to all this but the emoji for climate change awareness makes it sound like a euphemism for smoking pot
What I support
Immigrant rights ✊🏼
LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Animal Rights 🐮
Human Rights 🫂
Pro-Choice ❤️🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Disability Awareness 🏥
Senior Citizens
Climate Change Awareness 🍃
Love ❤️
Immigrant rights ✊🏼
LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Animal Rights 🐮
Human Rights 🫂
Pro-Choice ❤️🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Disability Awareness 🏥
Senior Citizens
Climate Change Awareness 🍃
Love ❤️
November 24, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Obviously yes to all this but the emoji for climate change awareness makes it sound like a euphemism for smoking pot
No shade to anyone here but I feel like this app rn is like the beginning of a high school dance where everyone’s still standing around awkwardly. We need the Cuban shuffle to start playing, just not sure what that is yet
November 17, 2024 at 9:25 PM
No shade to anyone here but I feel like this app rn is like the beginning of a high school dance where everyone’s still standing around awkwardly. We need the Cuban shuffle to start playing, just not sure what that is yet